Register | About | RSS RSS | Login

At work today, the newest copier came into the office. It's actually OK. But disposing of the old one required a team of three, work gloves, and a 20 minute call to city sanitaion. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/28/16 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( copier disposal sanitation )

At work today, I hit my head a little hard on a box in the warehouse. Felt dizzy for a while. Went to the hospital later- turns out I had a concussion. I'll still go to work tomorrow, of course. Without a helmet. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/28/16 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( head helmet concussion )

At work today, I played against one of my coworkers in a game of corporate foosball. This is what I do for a living. I made more money on bets than I did on my paycheck. I'm dumbemployed.

by walterbean on 05/27/16 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( gambling foosball bets )

At work today, I started at a video game resale store. Wow. I don't need the money this badly. The nerd wattage here is brighter than the sun. Don't look directly at the acne! I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/27/16 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( videogames resale nerds )

At work today, I got up the nerve to ask out a regular at our floral store. I was nervous, but I gave her an extremely rare flower we just got in and asked her for coffee. She asked me when I didn't work so she wouldn't have to see me anymore. And she still took the flower. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/27/16 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( floral date rejected )

At work today, I was quoting a rap lyric ironically to a coworker. My boss stepped in and told me that he loved that band and had seen them in concert. The group I quoted was Kriss Kross. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/27/16 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( kriss kross rap quoting )

At work today, we announced our acquisition by a European mega-company. Ugh. We've already been told that "email format is going to change". I don't even know what our email format is now! I'm dumbemployed.

by enyx_delamorte on 05/26/16 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( european mega-company acquisition )

At work today, there were about three new people milling around the back room. I talked to them eventually. One of them was employee. The other two were just lost. I let them continue looking around, though. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/26/16 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( milling back room lost )

At work today, I was accosted by an older woman who demanded to know where we were. "New Jersey," I answered. Her response? "Then why are there so many [expletive] 'I Love New York' shirts around here?" I'm dumbemployed.

by CorkDork on 05/26/16 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( cursing new york new jersey )

At work today, we encountered a plethora of male patrons perched at the bar with legs widely spread so as to take up as much space as humanely possible during our dinner rush. Were these gentleman just super territorial while they sipped their chardonnays? I'm dumbemployed.

by CorkDork on 05/26/16 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( chardonay sipping bar )

At work today, I was often asked for "red wine" or "white wine." I work in a wine bar with over 30 wine listings encompassing all varieties and types. Asking for "red" or "white" without reviewing the menu makes me die a little inside. Don't make me chose for you. I'm dumbemployed.

by CorkDork on 05/25/16 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( wine red white )

At work today, I was charting the plane route for my next set of business trips. I had to make an Excel sheet it was so long. Who knew I'd need to use calculus for my frequent flier miles? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/25/16 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( plane excel business trip )
Username:

Password:

Remember: