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At work today, we had promised that we'd tune into the game on the radio. I was pretty excited, but my coworker spent about ten minutes trying to shift stations. He said he just couldn't find it. I went over to help him. Turns out he didn't know the difference between AM and FM. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/23/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( radio shift am )

At work today, I caught a customer putting soda in a cup that was supposed to be for water. I asked him if he'd gotten confused, since he was supposed to only use the cup for water. He finished filling it with Coke and then gave me the middle finger.  I went back to my register.  I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/23/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( soda middle finger coke )

At work today, I noticed that my boss was reading some thick book the entire time. I couldn't get him to come away from the counter. I figured it was a training manual. At the end of the day, I found out. Harry Potter 4: The Goblet of Fire. I'm dumbemployed.

by raeef on 05/23/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( harry potter reading training manual )

At work today, sunlight kept getting in my eyes while I stood at the register. I started going blind, I think, so I went to the window to close the shades. They were stuck, so I pulled a little harder. Of course, that means I managed to rip the shades off the wall. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/23/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( sunlight stuck rips )

At work today, I caught a customer taking pictures of the sales displays in our store. I asked them why they were doing it, and they said it was for their blog. The displays were just stacks of Pepsi cans. I'm glad that at least my life isn't that dull. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/22/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( sales displays blog pepsi )

At work today, I picked up all the discarded lotto tickets at our convenience store and examined the scratch off ones. A bunch were only partially scratched (but obviously losers). But I also found one that was worth 5 bucks. These are the people I sell things to. I'm dumbemployed.

by gabi89 on 05/22/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( lotto scratch off worthless )

At work today, I couldn't focus at all because of a date at night. Well, I managed to not finish a project due to it. That's when my boss (who is fat, BTW) told me I needed to have it done. I had to postpone my date to do it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/22/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( date fat postpone )

At work today, a kid in a "car style" grocery car kept ramming into shelves. I finally told him he had to stop immediately. He didn't cry or call for his mom. Instead, he just pretended he was honking his horn. And he proceeded to run me down. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/22/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( grocery car style horn )

At work today, we had someone insisting that I immediately sell them the Palm Pre. Well, the biggest problem is that our store doesn't sell it. Instead of believing me, the customer insisted on getting my manager. At least my manager got yelled at, too. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/21/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( palm pre selling yelling )

At work today, there was a building inspector who came into speak to us. My idiot coworker Mike made a joke about how "the roof is on fire." But when my boss heard it, he must not have gotten the reference. He stood up and started looking for the nearest exit. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/21/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( roof fire building inspector )

At work today, this one Tamales guy came into the bar to sell Tamales. I let him- local color, etc. Well, an hour later, my customers were in line for the bathroom. Those tamales were too hot. And a little too food poisoned. I'll get to clean the bathrooms tonight. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/21/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( tamales food poisoning bathroom )

At work today, I was humming Kanye's "Spaceship" while I was folding jeans. Sad stuff. Anyways, my manager came up to me and asked what I was humming. I told him. He said he loved Jefferson Spaceship too. Then he made me work late. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/21/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( spaceship kanye jefferson spaceship )
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