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At work today, we conducted competitor research. The sad thing is that our competitor is The Waffle House. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/21/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( competitor research the waffle house )

At work today, I finalized my tax deductions for driving. I've driven over 5,000 miles this year. It's not worth the tax break. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/21/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( tax deductions miles )

At work today, a massive recall had customers complaining to me personally. I couldn't do anything about it- except wear ear plugs. I'm dumbemployed.

by calgary_thrift on 07/21/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( recall complaints ear plugs )

At work today, I took a new picture for my ID. My boss's comment? "Obviously, we didn't have a makeup budget." Thanks. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/20/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( makeup picture id )

At work today, I called in sick and got a voicemail saying that the receptionist was sick too. Something tells me 60 degree weather is the cause. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/20/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( weather sick receptionist )

At work today, we shared business secrets over coffee breaks. That means gossip. It was still our most productive meeting in months. I'm dumbemployed.

by gabischon on 07/20/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( coffee break gossip )

At work today, my friend Jane started at my job. Serving up fries. My friend Jane also quit today. I've been here 4 years. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/20/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( fries friend jane )

At work today, we got a comment on our company blog from a customer. Well, a spammer. It's our first comment in 3 years blogging. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/19/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( spammer comment blogging )

At work today, I found a heads up penny on the sidewalk. Turns out my boss glued it there to fool suckers like me. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/19/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( penny heads up glue )

At work today, I found a typo in our company brochure. We misspelled "sincere." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/19/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( typo brochure sincere )

At work today, we found out our business model, logo, and design was copied by another resale company. Instead of making them change, we're changing it all. I'm dumbemployed.

by madpuffinman on 07/19/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( business model logo design )

At work today, I was asked to monitor an online reservations site for dinner openings. I assumed it was for a company meal. It was for my boss's date. Im dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/18/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( online reservations dinner date )
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