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At work today, I walked in to see some furniture reconfigured. I originally picked out my cube because it has a small glimpse of the outside world through the conference room window. Thanks boss, the new file cabinet is equally soothing. I'm dumbemployed.

by officemonkey on 04/20/14 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( furniture conference room file cabinets )

At work today, we had a special sample of zucchini bread we were handing out to all our customers. "What's zucchini?" an older woman asked. I told her it was a vegetable, but apparently that wasn't enough description. She accused me of making it up. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/20/14 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( zucchini vegetable description )

At work today, my stupid keycard wasn't working. The security guards had to call up to confirm that I actually worked there. Of course, it took my boss about twenty minutes before he recognized who I was. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/20/14 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( keycard twenty minutes forgot )

At work today, I was elected commissioner of our company's fantasy football team. Ba-ba-ba-booyah! Anyway, I had already made the draft for the entire ordeal and was pretty excited. Then my boss announced that he was going to be in charge. I let him do it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/19/14 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( booyah fantasy football excited )

At work today, my old boss came back to visit after five years abroad. He looked good- maybe a little older, but still good. "I missed you a lot out there, Kevin," he told me. "Thanks Jack," I said. I didn't tell him that my name is Ken. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/19/14 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( return abroad names )

At work today, an upset customer wanted to speak to the manager, so I called the manager over. After their interaction, my manager begins to "talk" to me on why they were called over. He expressed how upset he was with me because the customer was upset with him. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/19/14 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( manager angry talk )

At work today, I spoke to three different people when trying to order a new office chair. Once I waded through that bureaucracy, I assumed I'd get my chair. I got one at 4:55 PM- it is the exact same chair I already have. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/19/14 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( office chair same bureaucracy )

At work today, thirty new people started work in our building. Training day is so much fun. I think I spent almost half of my time showing them how to operate the elevator. I'm dumbemployed.

by valandra08 on 04/19/14 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( thirty training elevator )

At work today, I brought cookies to my desk. Sugar is my happy place. Of course, there were a few cookie crumbs, but whatever. Then I heard about the rat problem. I'm still vacuuming under my desk. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/18/14 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( cookies sugar rats )

At work today, my wife and I were trying to find me a new work suit. We ended up finding one that fit a little small, but it was nice. I wore it and my coworker asked me if I'd been caught in the rain. "Why?" I asked. He said it looked like my suit had shrunk. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/18/14 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( wife suit shrunk )

At work today, I gave personal dance lessons to a couple with an older man and younger woman. Surprisingly, the old guy did pretty well, until the tempo picked up. Fortunately, it didn't take long for the ambulance to arrive. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/18/14 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( dance lessons older man younger woman )

At work today, three bad things happened: 1. I told a customer they had to leave the store. 2. The customer turned out to be my boss's son. 3. It was all on security videotape. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/18/14 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( three bad things leave son )
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