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At work today, I started an office dance party. Great idea, right? It would have been- but it lasted over an hour. Wow. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/19/14 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( dance party office hour )

At work today, my boss told a twenty minute story about how he was pickpocketed. Then he found his wallet. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/19/14 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( piockpocket wallet money )

At work today, I was valeting cars at our night club. Do you even know how many drunk drivers I handed the wheel? I should probably be convicted. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/19/14 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( valet cars drunk )

At work today, I called the janitor to clean an overflowing toilet. Instead of cleaning, he accused me of not eating enough fiber. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/19/14 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( toilet overflowing cleaning )

At work today, I rethought a few things about my life. Like how my 9 to 5 job is really an 8 to 7. That's bad math. I'm dumbemployed.

by rafaeljnl on 12/19/14 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( 9 5 math )

At work today, I put on my apron. A roach scrambled out the pocket. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/18/14 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( apron cockroach pocket )

At work today, I went to the gym after work. Do you know how awkward it is to see a coffee shop customer there? While nude? I'm dumbemployed.

by missmdaniels on 12/18/14 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( gym coffee shop nude )

At work today, I prayed our new boss would be better than the old one. His first decree? All the men have to wear ties. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/18/14 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( boss decree ties )

At work today, I brought my cat with me to work. I guess that's a no-no. It ended up ripping up the entire office's carpet. Good thing no one else was around to see it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/18/14 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( cat carpet tearing )

At work today, I got to do the shopping cart tango. That's where it takes me neatly an hour to put away one cart because of all the old people in my way. Dancing isn't fun. I'm dumbemployed.

by rabotodatel_spb on 12/18/14 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( shopping cart tango old people )

At work today, I was telling a group of school children about giraffes. I explained their long necks were for reaching leaves. "I don't get it," a kid said. "Why don't they just cut down the tree?" I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/17/14 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( giraffes school children leaves )

At work today, I was trying to train kids for the SAT. I started with the verbal portion. Step one? Explain what "verbal" means. Yikes. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/17/14 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( sat verbal training )
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