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At work today, I was trying to train kids for the SAT. I started with the verbal portion. Step one? Explain what "verbal" means. Yikes. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/17/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( sat verbal training )

At work today, I was working on a car for a rich guy. He told me to fix the automatic transition. That's the first problem- it's a manual. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/17/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( car manual transmission automatic transmission )

At work today, I recorded the radio songs played at my work. Is it really fair that I heard "Ob La Di Ob La Da" seven times during my shift? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/17/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( beatles radio playlist )

At work today, I got a pedicure during my lunch hour. It didn't go too well. It's bad when you walk around the store floor limping so much you have to use customers for support. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/17/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( pedicure lunch limping )

At work today, I told my coworker about a date I have coming up. I asked him for advice. His response? Posting my question to the company-wide message board. I'm dumbemployed.

by vampire_kunn on 11/16/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( coworker debt message board )

At work today, I helped a young lady find the right baby bonnet for her child. "Can you try it on?" she asked me. "You have such a tiny head." I did it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/16/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( baby bonnet head )

At work today, my boss gave what was supposed to be an inspirational speech. He started by listing company Presidents. Except he couldn't name more than the first one. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/16/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( inspiration speech president )

At work today, the bar dog started spazzing out. We couldn't tell why until we tested its breath- who gives a dog tequila? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/16/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( bar dog tequila )

At work today, I wore boots in. It took me at least 20 minutes to get them off and change into dress shoes. Then I was immediately sent outside to get the mail. Awesome. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/15/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( boots 20 minutes dress shoes )

At work today, I cleared my schedule. Why did I do it? Not because of important work. Just because I was sick of doing anything at all. Wonder if anyone will notice? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/15/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( schedule important sick )

At work today, there were about thirty people in line for a television sale. Only once he saw the line did my boss realize that he'd misplaced a decimal point in a recent newspaper ad. I'm dumbemployed.

by mu_tigers on 11/15/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( line television sales )

At work today, my manager said that she was exhausted from her baby. I could see that with a six month year old. But her daughter is 4. My manager can't manage a kid. How should she manage us? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/15/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( manager baby six months )
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