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At work today, we were having a discount- a buy one get one free thing. We had a customer come in, buy two TVs, then try to get a refund on it. We asked for both back and the person refused. He shouted at me. "You said it was buy one get one free." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/22/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( discount tvs refund )

At work today, I noticed that my boss had a little stray pen mark above his upper lip. I tried to show him subtly, but then he asked what I was doing. I told him, and he nodded. "I'm actually growing a mustache. This is my second week." He wasn't joking. I'm dumbemployed.

by quickdrawgc on 02/21/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( mustache pen not joking )

At work today, a new place opened next door to us in the mall. It's apparently Japanese inspired. You put your feet in a tiny vat of water and baby fish eat away at your skin. It's supposed to clean them. And people actually pay for it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/21/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( japanese fish skin )

At work today, my friend Jade quit (yes, her name is Jade. no, I'm not a stripper). Anyway, it turns out that she quit for a good reason. She hasn't worked the past three months. Guess who's catching up for her? Thanks Jade. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/21/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( jade stripper quitting )

At work today, we had a birthday party for the secretary, Carol, who has been there the longest. Somebody got her a cake with twenty five candles on it. "For your anniversary!" Carol's been there ten years. Our company can't keep anybody any longer. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/21/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( secretary cakes anniversary )

At work today, we were selling tickets to a baseball game. A father and his son came up to the ticket booth and tried to get a senior ticket. I requested identification, but he refused. "This isn't communist China!" he screamed. I later learned he was 37. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/20/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( baseball tickets identification )

At work today, we were all called into the conference room to listen to my boss. He was teleconferincing in from somewhere in California. At one point, the camera on the laptop slipped down a bit. Guess who was pantsless? I'm dumbemployed.

by fabricate_fiend on 02/20/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( teleconference california pantsless )

At work today, I stumbled in really hungover after a long bachelor party. I'm supposed to take orders from customers, but everything sort of blurred. Half an hour before the end of my shift, I got a compliment on the best day ever. I'd overrecorded 32 orders. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/20/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( bachelor party orders hungover )

At work today, I decided to sort some of the recyclables from the trash. It turned out to be tough because no one in the office knew which pile to put their stuff in. Doris put an aluminum can in the paper pile I made- I honest don't think she could tell the difference. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/20/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( recyclables aluminum trash )

At work today, we had the pleasure of having our in store radio break down. But it didn't go silent. Instead, it played the same song over and over again. "I Will Always Love You"- Whitney Houston. I love her, but not for four hours. My ears are still ringing. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/19/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( radio whitney houson ears )

At work today, we had a couple come in at around 12 PM- our busiest time. I sat them at a table and they demanded a booth. The only problem? We don't have a single booth in the restaurant. That fact didn't convince them. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/19/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( restaurant booth waitress )

At work today, my boss took us all out to lunch. He's recently from France, and we went to Fuddruckers. Well, of course he ordered a hamburger. I'm pretty sure they have hamburgers in France. But he still used a knife and fork. I'm dumbemployed.

by tdogg09 on 02/19/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( france lunch hamburgers )
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