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At work today, I went down to HR to make a simple address change. I didn't escape his clutches until an hour and a half later. Do they really like telling us about updated company policy? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/01/15 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( hr company policy address )

At work today, I shared a tip with a customer on how to change the flapper in her toilet. She then asked if I could come over and change her flapper. At first, I thought she was hitting on me. Then I realized that she just wanted me to do work for her for free. I'm dumbemployed.

by madhatterjr on 02/01/15 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( flapper toilet work )

At work today, an incredibly hot chick came in to ask if we needed to upgrade our insulation (or something like that). Naturally, my boss called "dibs." Then I reminded him that he's married. With children. He said dibs still held. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/31/15 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( hot girl children married )

At work today, I heard an ethereal singing coming from the back room, near where we store all the extra pallets of t-shirts. I wandered back there, only to find Mike from receivables playing piano and singing his heart out. I'll never let him know that it was beautiful. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/31/15 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( singing t-shirts warehouse )

At work today, I searched for about three hours for a replacement for next Thursday, which is my birthday. Each time I explained why I needed to take off work, I was laughed at. Is a birthday really such a bad excuse? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/31/15 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( replacement schedule birthday )

At work today, I sauntered into the break room on a sugar high. Then I saw the floor- it was covered in spilt Diet Coke. The can lay under the counter, pierced, like a corpse. Somehow, I got to clean it all up. I'm dumbemployed.

by kagayakiorenji on 01/31/15 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( diet coke spill break room )

At work today, I stole a little sample of iced tea. My manager didn't mind. But a customer told me that I should be working instead of drinking. You know your job is bad when the customers police you. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/31/15 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( iced tea manager drinking )

At work today, my supervisor asked me if anyone had been "disloyal" to him among the second shift wait staff. I told him that I didn't know about anything. Then he asked me if I had seen the drawing of him in the men's bathroom. I then reminded him that I'm a woman. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/30/15 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( drawing bathroom loyal )

At work today, my mom came into the greeting card store where I work. I thought it was a friendly visit, but then she got a condolences card. So that's how I found out that my uncle died. I still had to work three hours after that. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/30/15 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( mom greeting cards uncle )

At work today, I carried in 4 different boxes full of books from the warehouse. I was literally sore after it. Only then did I realize that I'd carried in the wrong 4 boxes. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/30/15 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( boxes warehouse moving )

At work today, I thought I had an order for two double cheeseburgers. I served the customers that and they seemed happy. Only when I delivered the bill did they tell me that they'd actually wanted two grilled cheese sandwiches. Which we don't serve. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/30/15 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( grilled cheese cheeseburger double cheeseburger )

At work today, I pulled another day at Kinkos. Why is it that the customers I help make copies always are copying band fliers, Lost Cat fliers, or pornography? I'm dumbemployed.

by hagemic on 01/30/15 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( copier kinkos fliers )
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