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At work today, there was a big survey we gave all of our customers. It went ok. They were asked to rate everything in the restaurant on a scale of 1-5. I knew that would be a problem. Half the customers seemed to use a scale of 1-10. Who knows what the other half did. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/19/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( surveys scale error )

At work today, everyone was feeling depressed over the heat and the recession. So we turned on the sprinkler and let all the employees run through. A few customers did too. The bad part is that we're an electronics store. It wasn't the safest idea. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/19/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( depressing heat sprinkler )

At work today, I saw this kid who looked just like Taylor Lautner. I told him and he looked offended. I said it was a compliment. Then he told my boss that I called him a werewolf. I actually got in trouble, too. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/19/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( taylor lautner werewolf twilight )

At work today, two of our customers were debating about the best Michael Jackson song. One of them said it was "Billie Jean." The other one? He thought the best song was "Ice Ice Baby." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/19/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( michael jackson vanilla ice debates )

At work today, the window had this insanely gross wasp plastered on the outside. My manager decided to go outside and peel it off with his bare hands. Oh, did I mention that the wasp was actually still alive? My boss got stung in the cheek. I'm dumbemployed.

by val6711 on 09/18/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( wasp bare hands cheek )

At work today, I asked for permission to research some international opportunities for the company. My boss asked me if I knew French. That would be a good question. Except the opportunities were in Asia. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/18/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( international opportunities french asia )

At work today, the word of the day was "hide." We had a bunch of accountants going on a rampage to see who was "inefficient." I hid my extra stacks of paper from the copier. My boss, however, did not hide the extra computer monitor he has hooked up. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/18/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( hide accountants monitor )

At work today, I brought in a bottled water to fill up at the water cooler. My boss walked over and tapped me on the shoulder. Apparently, whole bottles are against protocol. I have to use the cups. Because that's less wasteful? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/18/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( bottled water water cooler wasteful )

At work today, I started rocking out to my iPod with my eyes closed. When I opened them, three people were standing in front of me, waving their arms and dancing. They were mocking me, but I figured I might as well keep going. So I did. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/17/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( dancing ipod rocking out )

At work today, they had me doing gift wrap. One gray haired lady placed a package in front of me. "It's not actually a present," she said. "But it makes me so much happier to pretend somebody gave a gift to me." I wrapped it without crying. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/17/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( gift wrap present old people )

At work today, I got back to my desk and discovered that I was the victim of a prank. The joke? My keyboard had been rewired to the Dvorak layout. I tried it and practically got carpal tunnel on the spot. I'm dumbemployed.

by tchu_tchu on 09/17/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( dvorak keyboard carpal tunnel )

At work today, I overheard two teenagers talking to each other about their parents. Each one liked the other's parents better. Typical. But then they started shouting that their own parents were "sexier." I didn't stay to see how it turned out. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/17/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( parents teenagers debates )
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