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At work today, a telephone wire stretched across the aisle. I decided to jump it. Turns out I can't jump too high. Now I have rugburn on my face. I'm dumbemployed.

by naoki_no_inochi on 07/17/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( telephone wire aisle jumping )

At work today, I went on a job interview. The interviewer asked me to share my "passion." Well, it isn't a job in accounts receivable. But I told him I love numbers. Sadly, I think it seemed believable. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/17/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( interview number passion )

At work today, a lady came up to my register with a cart full. She started handing me items. "I don't want this, this, this, this, and this," she said. By the time she was done giving me discards, she only had one item left. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/17/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( discards register cart )

At work today, a potential customer asked me what my favorite country music song was. I didn't have an answer. Now I don't have a customer. Should love of country music really be a job requirement? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/17/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( country music favorite song )

At work today, my boss assigned me a new project. I was glad to get something to finally do since I was so bored. Then, an hour later, she announced that I was reassigned. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/16/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( project reassigned bored )

At work today, we cracked open a nice new bottle of wine given by a competing company. My boss and I shared it. I expected to bond over booze. Instead, we drank in absolute silence. Wonderful. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/16/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( wine bottle silence )

At work today, my girlfriend met with me for lunch- where she dumped me. I returned to the office in an understandable funk. My coworker's suggestion? Get a massage from a "girl he knows without a license." I may not talk to him again. Just so I don't accidentally break the law. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/16/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( lunch dumped massage )

At work today, I was licking envelopes. I got through about 100 and thought I'd vomit. Then I looked on my desk and saw the sponge I should have used the entire time. I vomited in my trash can. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/16/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( envelopes licking vomit )

At work today, another coworker emailed me to translate some Spanish for her. See, I pretend that I know Spanish. Unfortunately, Google Translate isn't as good as I originally thought. It told me her client asked to "Purchase seven Guava." I think I'll get caught soon. I'm dumbemployed.

by madefor_me on 07/15/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( translate spanish google )

At work today, the assistant supervisor friended me on Facebook. I decided to clean up the embarrassing pics. I've deleted 124 so far. And I'm only halfway done. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/15/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( facebook pictures embarrassed )

At work today, my cube mate must have thought he was alone. He was singing Katy Perry's "I Kissed A Girl" to himself. At least, I hope he thought he was alone. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/15/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( katy perry singing cube mate )

At work today, I overheard a coworker yelling to another person. "If Project Runway this season doesn't kill me, then it will make me stronger." Deep. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/15/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( project runway tv overheard )
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