At work today, a coworker and I ventured to the 7-11- where we saw a former colleague behind the counter. He was happier than us. I'm dumbemployed.

At work today, there were about three people who weren't doing anything. Somehow, I was the only one assigned to clean bathrooms. I'm dumbemployed.

At work today, I ended a call with our salesguy with "Love ya." Now I have a seriously worded email about boundaries. I'm dumbemployed.

At work today, I sold three tickets to the matinee of our play. It was for a five year old girl and her really fat dad. I'm dumbemployed.

At work today, my supervisor questioned my "qualifications" to create a chili con verde burrito. I'm dumbemployed.

At work today, I went on ChatRoulette. Not the best idea. This is the most nudity in my office since that homeless guy barged in. I'm dumbemployed.

At work today, I stayed late to finish cleaning the back room. Then, I stayed late to clean up the weeks old dead mouse I found. I'm dumbemployed.

At work today, I watered the office plant with tap water. The soil sizzled a little. That's the water I drink. I'm dumbemployed.

At work today, I told a customer his fly was undone. Then he accused me of sexual harassment. I'm dumbemployed.

At work today, my supervisor smelled like fresh onions. I asked him why. Then he told me he had no idea he smelled. Whoops. I'm dumbemployed.

At work today, I redid my voicemail message to say my name. It had said my predecessor's for over a year and nobody noticed. I'm dumbemployed.

At work today, I talked to a guy at a work party about twenty minutes about my fiance before finding out he was a widower. I'm dumbemployed.