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At work today, my boss announced that he felt like he knew me well enough to use a nickname. He's calling me "Tim" now. My name is Thomas. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/18/14 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( tim thomas nicknames )

At work today, I reviewed a chart of my raises and inflation over the past 5 years. Turns out I've been losing money every year. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/17/14 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( raise inflation losing )

At work today, I was put in charge of reviewing telephone minutes used by company members. We're a local hardware supplies company. Something tells me we shouldn't make so many calls to South Korea. Now I have to track down who used 968 minutes doing just that. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/17/14 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( telephone minutes south korea phone calls )

At work today, a guy from the gas company came in to read our meters. "Is the heat always set at 62 degrees?" he asked. I wanted to answer. But I was too busy shivering. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/17/14 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( gas company heat meters )

At work today, I tried to explain "Lost" to my coworkers. "So I don't understand," one said. "Why don't they just swim off the island?" I have a lot of work to do. This is harder than my real job. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/17/14 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( lost tv explaining )

At work today, I called a freelance graphic designer but couldn't reach her. She has no landline. She does have a cell phone. But it's her mom's. I had to leave my message with "Barb." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/17/14 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( landline message freelance )

At work today, I heard two people in the dressing room. I assumed it was a couple having "fun," so I kicked down the door. It wasn't a couple- it was a mom and her newborn. Nice work, me. The baby cried instantly. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/16/14 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( dressing room newborn crying )

At work today, I served a young guy and his middle aged parents. They were nice enough. But the only one to drink was the mom- and she drank enough that her son and husband had to walk her out of the restaurant. Another lovely day at work. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/16/14 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( drinking mom son )

At work today, a young woman shopping at our store was visibly drunk. She wobbled around and even stunk a little of whiskey. I work in a maternity store. I'm dumbemployed.

by zara_444 on 09/16/14 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( drunk maternity whiskey )

At work today, I had a client ask me if we provided day care services just because we sell jungle gyms. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/16/14 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( day care jungle gyms toys )

At work today, a student of mine decided to debate me on the definition of Galaxy. Here’s a tip: anytime your definition involves a candy bar, you’re probably wrong. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/16/14 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( galaxy student teacher )

At work today, a guy came into our restaurant with a woman. He asked for two tables for one, placed as far apart as possible. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/15/14 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( restaurant woman tables )
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