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At work today, the wifi at our coffeeshop broke down. I swear, if people in third world countries got as mad as my customers get about broken wifi, there would be no dictatorships. I was nearly killed today. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/26/16 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( wifi coffee shop broken )

At work today, I was giving samples of specialty tea at the mall. One customer always takes all my samples and comes back a half hour later. My boss says I have to cut them off. I'm 16 and it's like I'm a bartender. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/26/16 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( tea free samples mall )

At work today, I was sweeping up hair when a guy in a trenchcoat came in. "What do you do with the hair?" he sniffed. I told him we threw it away. "I'll give you 50 bucks a bag," he said. "But no questions about it." At least I made 100 bucks today. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/25/16 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( sweeping hair bags )

At work today, I got a call on my work phone and said Hello. "What's up?" the voice said, then nothing. I asked who it was. "You don't recognize my voice?" I told him I didn't. It turned out to be my boss- and he said I'd hurt his feelings. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/25/16 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( phone hello voice )

At work today, the fabric on my cubicle began peeling off. It's kind of disgusting. I told my boss via email. He wrote back a response. "Sounds nice. It's shabby-chic." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/25/16 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( cubicle shabby chic fabric )

At work today, I had several increasingly irate emails from a customer. He said that the CDs he bought wouldn't play in either of his CD players and one is a BOSE. The CDs? They were DVDs. And the customer is a Doctor. Im dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/25/16 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (16) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( cds dvds doctor )

At work today, I sold a used car to a young guy with a thick beard. He wasn't the best negotiator. All he cared about was that the in-car lighter worked. I had to demonstrate it for him. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/24/16 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( used car lighter beard )

At work today, there seemed to be a glow around the store sign outside. At first, we thought it was a good omen. Then it turned out to be some saran wrap that had gotten caught in the wind. I'm dumbemployed.

by jayemcloughlin on 06/24/16 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( sign glow saran wrap )

At work today, we decided that our group would go out and have lunch. The service was...subpar. It took us half an hour to get to appetizers. I had to leave once they brought our water just to get my work done. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/24/16 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( lunch service slow )

At work today, I got a medical call at work from the doctor. Let's just say the news wasn't good. I told my boss that I needed a little time out as a result. He said I should work through it. I don't know if I'll survive. Literally. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/24/16 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( medical call doctor survival )

At work today, one of my coworkers came out as gay. We were all really supportive. But it didn't seem relevant since we are only working together for a week. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/23/16 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( gay coming out temps )

At work today, we got an order for twenty units. I didn't return it immediately. Then I got an angry follow-up call. "Why the hell won't you take our business?" My normal unit orders are 10,000 units or more. I still got yelled at. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/23/16 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( order units yelling )
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