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At work today, my ankle rolled as I was stocking a pallet of bandages. Oh the sweet, sweet irony. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/18/12 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( pallet bandages ankle )

At work today, I gave a tour of our jelly bean factory. Three of the people were over 300 pounds. They'd been here once this week already. I'm dumbemployed.

by quiet_cloister on 05/18/12 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( jelly bean pounds week )

At work today, I went out to the parking lot to find my tires slashed. My boss showed up next to me- and laughed. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/18/12 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( tires slashed laughing )

At work today, I updated my Facebook status from work. A second later, my boss replied to it that I shouldn't be on Facebook. Then how did he see it? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/18/12 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( facebook status see )

At work today, there were three things we had to clean up. The floors, the ceiling, and the walls. Guess how long that took? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/18/12 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( clean floors walls )

At work today, I clocked in. 20 minutes later, I realized I left my ID card inside the machine. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/17/12 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( 20 minutes clock punch card )

At work today, I gave a customer pricepoints on our shotguns. He said he could get the same thing cheaper on the black market. I'm dumbemployed.

by tcballinboy on 05/17/12 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( pricepoints shotguns cheaper )

At work today, I was sent home to "fix" my hair. The problem? Not enough gross hair gel in it. The joys of being a waitress. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/17/12 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( hair fix hair gel )

At work today, I blessed myself for leaving 20 minutes early from work. I got to leave because my shift was cut. It's at the point where I'm willing to give up money to be happy. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/17/12 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( blessed 20 minutes shift )

At work today, I used a physical dictionary at work and got laughed at. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/17/12 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( dicitonary book physical )

At work today, I brought my iPad to work. Good idea. I spent my entire workday explaining it to my cube mates. I'm dumbemployed.

by madynskyi on 05/16/12 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( ipad work cube mate )

At work today, I served a family of 3. The son and mother had martinis. The burly dad? A beer. Root beer. That's a functional family. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/16/12 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( son mother family )
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