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At work today, a customer came in the store with two dogs. I told him he'd have to leave. He claimed he was blind, which would have been plausible if I didn't work in an art store. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/26/16 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( two dogs plausible art )

At work today, my boss came in from a "makeover." The big difference? She was wearing lipstick for the first time. It smudged on her teeth instantly. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/26/16 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( makeover lipstick teeth )

At work today, I finally finished a monthslong project to organize the condiments. Then we had a banquet- which used up all 26 ketchup bottles. Looks like I have a new project. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/26/16 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( condiments ketchup bottles )

At work today, I was searching through the storage room at our clothing store. I found a xylophone, a scary mannequin, and a big, ugly hat. I'm worried the manneuqin wears the hat at night while playing the xylophone. I'm dumbemployed.

by oakland2raiders on 08/26/16 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( mannequin xylophone hat )

At work today, I reformatted the corporate header. It took me two hours. One person noticed- I know because he told me that something looked "funky." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/25/16 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( header funky two hours )

At work today, I went a little bonkers. My remedy was ice cold Coca Cola. After the third can, I realized I haven't had milk in a month. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/25/16 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( bonkers coca cola milk )

At work today, I selected all the text in a paragraph I was working on, intending to cut and paste it. I hit the wrong key. Now I have to rewrite it all. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/25/16 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( selection paragraph text )

At work today, I installed new winter insulation in a couple's roof. The old stuff they had? Newspaper. From 1964. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/25/16 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( insulation newspaper winter )

At work today, I sat in one place for eight hours. I had three customers. Unfortunately, my job is selling wedding decorations. So I was actually busy all day. Of course, I'm single. I'm dumbemployed.

by baobaoloves on 08/24/16 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( wedding decorations single )

At work today, I got an online customer service request. "Can you help me make it funner?" They'd bought a lava lamp. I couldn't help. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/24/16 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( customer service lava lamp funner )

At work today, my boss and I were driving to a client visit when we approached a bridge. He did a sharp turn around. "No bridges for me!" he shouted. We proceeded to take a 28 mile detour. What an inconvenient phobia. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/24/16 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( driving bridge phobia )

At work today, I heard a girl squealing outside. After a few minutes, I looked: it was my boss's car. If that's my boss's car, you can imagine what mine sounds like. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/24/16 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( squealing girl car )
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