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At work today, our assignment was simple: alphabetize contracts. The less simple part was that we had to find the records first and put them into folders. We're on hour 5 of the lamest scavenger hunt ever. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/14/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( alphabetical order is fascist if you ask me contracts records )

At work today, my coworker Jim revealed that he'd obtained his GED. We were happy for him and clapped. Then my other coworker asked what a GED is. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/14/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( ged dumb degree )

At work today, my mom and dad came into the restaurant. I requested to wait their table. My manager said it would "break protocol." Glad he's sticking to the rules when the restaurant is half empty. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/14/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( mom dad restaurant )

At work today, a customer was writing on one of our touchscreen monitors- with a ballpoint pen. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/14/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( touchscreen ballpoint pen )

At work today, I had a customer shout at me for a gin and tonic. I got it for him. "Where's the lime?" he shouted at me. I gave him an uncut lime and told him to suck on it. He didn't leave a tip, but it still felt good. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/13/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( lime gin and tonic bar )

At work today, I went back into the kitchen and caught my boss consolidating ketchup bottles. "A full bottle makes a good impression," he told me. So that's what he does while I wait 3 more tables than I should. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/13/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( kitchen ketchup waitress )

At work today, I called my boss at his house to see where he was. He yelled at me for waking him up. The time? 2PM. I got to work at 9. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/13/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( wake up call calling house )

At work today, I started at the front desk at 7AM. At 7:30, a drunk guy stumbled in and demanded I let him into his apartment upstairs. I work at a bank. I'm dumbemployed.

by solvest on 08/13/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( front desk bank drunk )

At work today, they were playing Lady Gaga on the loudspeakers. I said I liked her. My coworker threatened to vomit. Is Papparazzi really that bad? If so, I'm not cleaning it up. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/12/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( lady gaga vomit papparazzi )

At work today, I was subjected to a two hour training session. I wouldn't mind, but I've been working at this big box store for a decade already. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/12/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( training big box decade )

At work today, I shared my lunch with a coworker. He was pretty happy, so I felt good. Then he tapped me on the shoulder. "So, what are you bringing me tomorrow?" Uh oh. I started a terrible tradition. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/12/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( tomorrow tradition lunch )

At work today, I won one of those raffles where you put your business card in a fishbowl. I told a coworker- he claimed that the prize, a catered meal, was company property since I used a company business card. He was serious. And I think I'll actually have to do it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/12/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( raffle fishbowl business cards )
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