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At work today, I updated my Tumblr from work as usual with a cat picture (yes, I'm a cliche). A few minutes later, it got reblogged. I didn't know who it was. Then I turned around and saw my cubicle mate looking at his Tumblr too. We said nothing and just kept blogging. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/27/14 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( tumblr blogging cat picture )

At work today, my car failed to start in the lot. I tried and tried. I wanted somebody to give me a lift. Then I realized that everyone else had left an hour before me. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/27/14 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( car start failing )

At work today, my wife came into the office to ask me a question. She looked dazed and I asked why. "I said Hi to the receptionist," she said, "and she told me that I couldn't keep you forever." I've never even spoken to the receptionist. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/27/14 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( receptionist office wife )

At work today, I pulled a muscle climbing up some stairs. Naturally, I limped to the cash register. My customer service supervisor insisted I walk it off by doing laps around the store. Our store is the size of a warehouse. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/27/14 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( muscle stairs walk )

At work today, I got to caddy for a very powerful lawyer from Phoenix. It was a good thing he had me. He barely had the strength to walk, let alone carry his clothes. He also lacked the strength for a good tip. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/26/14 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( lawyer golf caddy )

At work today, my boss had me get salt for the water softener. I was eager at first. Then I found out each bag weighs 40 pounds. I weigh 100. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/26/14 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( salt water softener weight )

At work today, the TV in the reception area was turned up so high I couldn't think. I went outside to investigate. Turns out it was high volume to muffle another secretary's booming radio. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/26/14 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( reception tv radio )

At work today, I went on a golfing outing with some company partners. I've played golf three times in my life. They called me "Bob the Bunker" by the end of the morning. I wouldn't mind. But my name is Dave. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/26/14 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( golf bob dave )

At work today, I ironed and pressed my boss's clothes. I'm a personal assistant. He pointed at the shoulder and shouted. "Look at this crease!" He was pointing at a seam. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/26/14 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( clothes iron press )

At work today, I was at our bridal and prom store. Every customer wants the "Wow" factor like they see on TLC. I'm considering putting halucinogens in the air vents- because otherwise, it isn't going to happen for most of these girls. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/25/14 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( wow hallucinogens dresses )

At work today, I finally got a driver's license. Hurray! I told one of my coworkers. "Really?" he said. "I thought you were twelve." I guess that's better than looking too old. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/25/14 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( driver's license twelve old )

At work today, I was watching YouTube videos at work, which is how I usually spend my day. I put one on full screen. Then, in a black corner of the video, I saw my boss's reaction. I was so scared I actually screamed. I'm dumbemployed.

by madethegrade on 08/25/14 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( youtube full screen reflection )
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