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At work today, I admit I was pretty hungover. That didn't stop customers from being jerks. Somebody asked me if I'd been in a fight. They thought the bags under my eyes were from punches. I told them they were from a fight. It's easier that way. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/04/15 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( hungover fight jerks )

At work today, the white t-shirts we wear created problems yet again. The air conditioning went out. This is why we should be wearing black. Because now all of us have pit stains the size of the grand canyon. And no spare shirts. I'm dumbemployed.

by nanouka_chan on 09/04/15 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( t-shirt uniform white )

At work today, a customer asked me what size shirt I thought they would wear. I told her to try a small. "Are you calling me fat?" she shouted back. She wanted to wear an extra small. We don't even have that size. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/04/15 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( shirts size extra small )

At work today, a customer snuck onto one of the store computers. I asked if I could help them and he shouted "No." I was so scared that I let him stay there for another twenty minutes. He was reading Wikipedia entries about fruit flies. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/03/15 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( computer wikipedia fruit flies )

At work today, everybody was talking about celebrities dropping like flies. My boss yelled at us to cut it out. Later that day, we noticed him in a corner, crying by himself. Wow. He's 250 pounds and has tattoos. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/03/15 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( celebrity flies crying )

At work today, we were all helping to move some ancient boxes. Manual labor! Fun! Anyway, my boss bent over to get one of them and we saw his underwear. Yuck. And, I saw some sort of cartoon character. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/03/15 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( underwear lifting cartoons )

At work today, the loudest screaming noise was coming from outside the window. I looked outside- the shift supervisor was yelling. He came back in and I asked who he was talking to. "My daughter," he said. I'm dumbemployed.

by hagehock on 09/03/15 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( yelling daughter cell phones )

At work today, they cut hours (including mine). So instead of having a few good workers working regularly, we have a billion crappy workers and a few good workers working 2 days a week. Funny how the none of my boss's personal friends got their hours cut. I'm dumbemployed.

by AllieOnly on 09/02/15 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( hours boss cutbacks )

At work today, we all got Nutrigrain bars at our desks. We didn't know why at first, until we got the email from our boss. Apparently, he wants us to start eating at our desks instead of going out to lunch. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/02/15 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( nutrigrain desks eating )

At work today, I worked out at the gym at work. After the shower, I found that my coworker was using the blow dryer. On her underarms. I let my hair stay wet instead of interrupting. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/02/15 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( gym blow dryer underarms )

At work today, I was looking at the business section of the local newspaper. They listed the biggest employer in our town as having 15 employees. Our company has 20. Either downsizing is happening, or journalism is dead. Either way, I know one thing. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/02/15 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( journalism business employees )

At work today, I kept putting off a very awkward email to my boss. My resignation. I finally sent it and he replied in a couple of seconds. "Wait, you still work here?" he wrote back. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/01/15 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( resignation email fired )
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