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At work today, my boss's wife came in to drop off some paperwork for him. He'd always said that she was "a real Miss America type." We all saw her and agreed she's American as apple pie- and must eat quite a lot of it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/24/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( miss america apple pie wife )

At work today, I was struggling with a particularly thorny assignment to call a new client and get him to sign on. I admit I was stressed and sweating. My boss made fun of me for having "swimming pool armpits." I was doing his job for him. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/23/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( call sweating armpits )

At work today, I packed up my desk. The last day at the job. I'm quitting to start my own business. The unusual thing is that I probably had more introductions when I left than when I started working here. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/23/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( packing leaving introductions )

At work today, our most reliable worker called in to say that he was sick. Apparently, he's claiming to have swine flu. I wouldn't believe him. But half my staff is out because of it too. I guess I'm next. I'm dumbemployed.

by ines_in_canada on 02/23/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( reliable swine flu staff )

At work today, I broke a few different rules in the name of improving the company. Or being lazy, I guess. Really, is it that important that we have time sheets be accurate? And that I didn't work those extra two hours? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/23/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( company rules timecard )

At work today, I was playing piano during a break at my job at Target. By the end, I had a small crowd gathered around me. They asked me if I was a professional. I am. A professional cashier, that is. I went back to work. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/22/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( piano break target )

At work today, we finally opened the third floor at our club. It's been a very long time coming. Well, maybe we shouldn't have opened it just yet. One note- maybe when you open a bar, you should have liquor in the shelves. Just a thought. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/22/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( third floor club bar )

At work today, I was working delivery and running very late. I arrived at the stop and wanted to make up time, so I opened the door and vaulted out of my seat. One problem. I still had my seatbelt on. Strangulation isn't fun. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/22/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( delivery seatbelt strangulation )

At work today, we were moving our record store to a new location. Ugh. That was a terrible. I ended up with calluses on my hand and a skinned knee. My worker's comp? They bought me a soda. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/22/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( record store skinned knee soda )

At work today, we had a customer feedback card handed out when somebody ordered. Not a good idea. Here's a tip, customers: when we ask for your name, we're able to guess that it isn't actually "Seymour Butts." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/21/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( customer feedback cards seymour butts )

At work today, we had a training meeting for new employees. It was fine. We learned the basics of customer service. But I'd like to use this opportunity to inform my boss- asking a customer's gender is not sexual harassment. I'm dumbemployed.

by slagroom on 02/21/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( training sexual harassment customer service )

At work today, I think my boss finally realized that morale is pretty low because of the recession. He could change our policies, our pay, or our approach to team building. Instead, he decided to buy us candy for one day. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/21/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( morale candy team )
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