At work today, my ankle rolled as I was stocking a pallet of bandages. Oh the sweet, sweet irony. I'm dumbemployed.

At work today, I gave a tour of our jelly bean factory. Three of the people were over 300 pounds. They'd been here once this week already. I'm dumbemployed.

At work today, I went out to the parking lot to find my tires slashed. My boss showed up next to me- and laughed. I'm dumbemployed.

At work today, I updated my Facebook status from work. A second later, my boss replied to it that I shouldn't be on Facebook. Then how did he see it? I'm dumbemployed.

At work today, there were three things we had to clean up. The floors, the ceiling, and the walls. Guess how long that took? I'm dumbemployed.

At work today, I clocked in. 20 minutes later, I realized I left my ID card inside the machine. I'm dumbemployed.

At work today, I gave a customer pricepoints on our shotguns. He said he could get the same thing cheaper on the black market. I'm dumbemployed.

At work today, I was sent home to "fix" my hair. The problem? Not enough gross hair gel in it. The joys of being a waitress. I'm dumbemployed.

At work today, I blessed myself for leaving 20 minutes early from work. I got to leave because my shift was cut. It's at the point where I'm willing to give up money to be happy. I'm dumbemployed.

At work today, I used a physical dictionary at work and got laughed at. I'm dumbemployed.

At work today, I brought my iPad to work. Good idea. I spent my entire workday explaining it to my cube mates. I'm dumbemployed.

At work today, I served a family of 3. The son and mother had martinis. The burly dad? A beer. Root beer. That's a functional family. I'm dumbemployed.