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At work today, I tried to shake off a cold by hydrating. Now I have a cold and I have to ask for an extra bathroom break. I won't get any sympathy, I can tell. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/05/16 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( cold hydrated bathroom )

At work today, I laid out a full bag of Skittles on my desk and sorted them by color. It was the most I've done this week and I'll be darned if it wasn't beautiful. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/05/16 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( skittles desk full bag )

At work today, I blanked on an important client's name. "Thanks for your help Ron," I said. His name was Bob. I wasn't even close. I'm dumbemployed.

by imperium_rus on 12/05/16 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( client name ron )

At work today, I was shielding my eyes from the sun. My boss sidled up beside me. "Bring shades tomorrow," he said. "I'm not paying for eye hiding time." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/04/16 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( shielding eyes shades )

At work today, I wasn't hungover from work, but I was a little sleepy. How sleepy? Well, I had drool trickling down my chin. Which would have been fine if my lipstick hadn't left a trail right along with it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/04/16 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( hungover sleepy lipstick )

At work today, my balding coworker stood right next to me during a meeting for two hours. I did decide one thing. Bad breath is worse than being bald. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/04/16 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( bad breath bald )

At work today, we were told we could wear t-shirts into work. Of course, I was the only one who actually did. Does everyone else really think that t-shirts have collars? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/04/16 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( t-shirt dress code polo )

At work today, I was cleaning tables and picked up a salt shaker- or tried to. It was glued to the table. Thanks, teenage customers. I'm dumbemployed.

by caligal06 on 12/03/16 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( cleaning salt shakers glue )

At work today, my manager asked me to leave a few minutes for cleaning up in back. It's like the Augean stables and I got about 120 seconds to do it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/03/16 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( cleaning augean stables cleaning )

At work today, I took an extra long bathroom break due to tacos at lunch. When I emerged, the position of the sun had changed since I went in. And yet I still rather would have eaten another taco than go back to work. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/03/16 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( bathroom tacos break )

At work today, I stayed a few minutes late to finish up some work. Then I realized that staying ten minutes late would push me onto a train home that came an hour later than my normal ride. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/03/16 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( work late train )

At work today, we handed out promotional items from a booth. Our promo items? Frisbees. Good schwag. Except most convention attendees are 50 or older. I'm dumbemployed.

by oakimov on 12/02/16 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( work schwag promotional )
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