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At work today, I had to come in on a Saturday to sit outside a professor's classroom and make sure nothing went wrong while she was using some software for her class. She's only a technology professor. Except for the pay, I feel like I'm a workstudy again. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/24/14 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( professor technology workstudy )

At work today, everyone started to panic about the end of the current quarter. Numbers weren't looking good, and we predicted layoffs would be the result. Finally, I asked my boss. "Quarter?" he asked. "Like in a football game?" I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/24/14 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( quarter layoffs football )

At work today, I rearranged the chairs in the office to try and spice things up. Later, I caught my boss setting them back, so I asked him why he was doing it. He said that he felt an imbalance in the force. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/24/14 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( chairs office the force )

At work today, I asked to exchange a work uniform for a larger size because I'm pregnant. It was delivered to my desk within an hour. That was nice. But there was also a business card on top for a "great personal trainer." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/24/14 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( pregnant uniform personal trainer )

At work today, I spoke to the sergeant stationed in our town. I deliver a lot of food to their base each week. He told me that the men were getting anxious because of the full moon. That was weird enough. But there won't be a full moon for a month. I'm dumbemployed.

by madeline_rae on 04/23/14 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( seargent weird full moon )

At work today, I found out that my uncle's company makes 3 billion in revenue every single year. Yes, billion with a B. I work there as a secretary. Do they pay me extra when I stay late? Nope. Not a penny. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/23/14 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( 3 billion revenue secretary )

At work today, we had a pizza party. Hurray, pizza. Really. But please, can people throw away their plates and crust? I stayed after an extra hour cleaning tomato sauce off our wooden tables. Pigs. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/23/14 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( pizza plates tomato sauce )

At work today, we all went by the creek next to our office for an "inspirational" work session and meeting. Everybody took off their shoes and dunked their feet in the river. That was when I realized I hadn't cut my toenails in a month. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/23/14 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( creek barefoot toenails )

At work today, I had a delicious yogurt parfait. Yummy! Anyway, I was throwing it out when my best friend, Joe, started his lunch break. I told him what I'd had and he stared at me. "Who is Parfait?" he asked. This is my best friend at work. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/23/14 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( yogurt parfait lunch )

At work today, I was meeting with a client to review a construction work order. The plan was to start in early October, but he wanted to push the date up to September, which would cost an extra 10% for him. I asked why- turns out he wants to see a show on Broadway. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/22/14 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( client construction broadway )

At work today, we were making nametags for our customers and assumed that no customer would have a name that was too long to fit. Then we met Fenimore Alistair Cooperton. A man like that needs a new name more than a new nametag. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/22/14 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( nametags names long )

At work today, I tried some teeth whitening solution in the morning and left it on. I think it really worked wonders. My smile was amazing! Beaming, I went to work. My boss pulled me aside and asked me if I'd brushed my teeth. He thought I'd left cream on them. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/22/14 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( teeth whitener teeth cream )
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