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At work today, a Norwegian man entered our furniture store looking for a dinner table. I showed him a nice long one. "Like this," he said, "but a triangle shape!" I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/27/14 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( triangle furniture norwegian )

At work today, I rehearsed for a play I'm doing. I'm not a star- I'm an extra. I play a corpse, but I still have to lay still on stage the entire time. I'm dumbemployed.

by damienlyter on 11/27/14 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( rehearsals play extra )

At work today, I cooked for a party of 21. Wow. I think I have pancake flipping carpal tunnel. Of course, the party still complained because the waiters ran out of maple syrup. I'm dumbemployed.

by paniikkikohtaus on 11/27/14 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( carpal tunnel 21 pancakes )

At work today, I had a grease stain on my restaurant t-shirt. A customer pointed at me. "Somebody get too excited?" What does that even mean? Actually, I know what it means. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/27/14 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( grease stain t-shirt )

At work today, I got my boss's birthday gift. I was wrapping it at my desk when he popped up behind me. "Good lord, what is that?" he snorted. I returned it later in the afternoon. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/27/14 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( birthday gift snort )

At work today, we celebrated my fifth anniversary with the company. Only later did I realize I've been working here 6 years. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/26/14 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( anniversary fifth anniversary sixth )

At work today, we continued moving from our office to the one next door. I work in the marketing department and I've started wearing a back brace just to get through the boxes. I'm dumbemployed.

by imperfect2691 on 11/26/14 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( office moving marketing )

At work today, my contact lenses were acting up. I was adjusting them in the bathroom mirror when my coworker popped in and screamed. Screaming? Really? I felt like I had to apologize. I'm dumbemployed.

by unrulyducttape on 11/26/14 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( contacts mirror screaming )

At work today, I was observing finals in the class I TA for. It's not so much the kids who cheat that I mind. It's the ones who don't even try to hide it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/26/14 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( cheating ta finals )

At work today, my boss finally deigned to give me a special project. At first, I was excited. Then he told me he wanted me to forge a YMCA membership card for him in Photoshop. I'm dumbemployed.

by eddhie on 11/26/14 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( special project photoshop ymca )

At work today, the computers at our work were being finicky. The reason turned out to be that almost all our bandwidth was being used on illegal music files- being downloaded by our director of IT. I'm dumbmeployed.

by anonymous on 11/25/14 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( bandwidth it download )

At work today, I made dinner reservations for 7 PM sharp. My boss, typically, decided that we should have a "brainstorm" at 6. Shouldn't brainstorms have a weather report beforehand? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/25/14 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( dinner reservation brainstorming )
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