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At work today, I got stuck reentering data that I've already done four times. Why does a system "upgrade" always set you back? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/20/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( data database upgrade )

At work today, I got gum stuck in my hair. People recommended peanut butter, vinegar, shampoo, and even glue. These are my colleagues. I just cut the gum out. I'm dumbmeployed.

by anonymous on 01/20/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( gum stuck hair )

At work today, a customer requested a refund on his TV. The reason? "It's not big enough." Couldn't he tell that when he bought it? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/19/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( refund tv bought )

At work today, my boss detailed his "night at the clubs." Thing is, he didn't need to- there was still a vomit stain on his shoe. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/19/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( club vomit shoes )

At work today, I excavated the freezer. The expiration date on a frozen package of bologna? June 5th. 1997. I'm dumbemployed.

by haha206 on 01/19/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( expire freezer bologna )

At work today, I was sneezing like crazy. My coworker broke the strict no cats rule. I asked why. "Because I love cats," she said, matter of fact. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/19/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( cats allergies sneezing )

At work today, Jan the pastry chef showed up late. I asked her why. "Uh, I had to get frosting," she said. Then, ten minutes later, she said she had to leave to buy frosting. Get your alibis straight, Jan. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/18/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( pastries frosting alibi )

At work today, I had a customer request to use the barter system. I told him we already have one- you give me paper called "money" and I give you stuff. He didn't understand. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/18/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( barter paper money )

At work today, my supervisor gave us a training seminar on factory safety. He cut off his left ring finger during the demonstration. I'm dumbemployed.

by sweet_banny on 01/18/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( demonstration ring finger cut )

At work today, I tweeted 141 times from my station as a "greeter." Nobody noticed that I was looking at my phone the entire shift. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/18/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( twitter greeter phone )

At work today, my girlfriend called me at the counter. I work at a floral shop that specializes in phone orders. But for a half hour, I was taking orders from my girlfriend. Now I have to catch up on 17 messages. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/17/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( flowers call girlfriend )

At work today, I streamed an episode of "The Sopranos" on my computer. My cubicle mate complained to my boss- not that I was watching TV, but that I used headphones instead of speakers. My boss agreed. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/17/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( sopranos tv speakers )
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