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At work today, I had a nosebleed mid shift. Did I get a bathroom break? No- just a tissue shoved in my nostril. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/31/15 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( nosebleed nose blood )

At work today, a few customers wanted to find wallpaper. I showed them samples and they said they'd just make it themselves. Good luck with that. I'm dumbemployed.

by mademoisellejen on 07/31/15 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( samples make wallpaper )

At work today, I traveled to SF and Skyped to my boss. I then spent 10 minutes instructing him on the phone how to use it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/31/15 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( skype phone technology )

At work today, I was bored and scanning LiveJournal for stories. Well, I found my boss on it. In addition to tawdry Battlestar Galactica fan fiction, he apparently is worried about having to fire his "laziest workers." So now I have to do doubletime. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/30/15 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( battlestar galactica livejournal lazy )

At work today, I was working the night shift in our drug store. I got the "pleasure" of selling condoms to three teenagers. One of them asked me how to use it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/30/15 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( condoms teenagers night shift )

At work today, I stayed late for the purpose of doing the filing everybody else slacked on. Predictably, I got an email and was immediately reprimanded for "milking work." You're welcome. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/30/15 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( slackers reprimand milking )

At work today, I hurried to work just to make sure I didn't get in trouble. Predictably, my partner was late. We both got in trouble for it. Did he apologize? Nope. He just left five minutes early. I'm dumbemployed.

by pacifist_daniel on 07/30/15 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( tardy trouble partner )

At work today, I had a woman refuse to call her coffee a "venti." I frowned. "I'm part of a movement," she said. If the movement is about annoying me, she succeeded. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/29/15 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( coffee barista movement )

At work today, my boss requested that we all "show some class" and tuck in our shirts. His shirt was produced by Ed Hardy. Now that's class. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/29/15 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( ed hardy class fashion )

At work today, I spent 7 of my 8 hours at work doing a job search. And I still didn't have enough to do at my real job. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/29/15 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( job search work employees )

At work today, two coworkers got caught making out in the supply closet. The bad news is I caught them- and have a crush on the girl. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/29/15 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( making out crush supply closet )

At work today, I called customers to try and get them to renew their magazine subscriptions. Instead, half canceled on the spot. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/28/15 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( magazines subscription card canceled )
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