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At work today, my boss announced he was establishing a company gym membership plan. At first, I was really excited. Then I saw the gym. It was an exclusive boxing training area. My boss boxes. Nobody else does. It's great for him, I guess. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/06/16 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( gym boxing training )

At work today, this really posh looking guy came into our free clinic. We didn't know what he was doing there. He had pink eye. Turns out he was too embarrassed to show his regular doctor. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/06/16 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( free clinic pink eye posh )

At work today, we discovered some interesting documents in the trash. Notes between secretaries about how they were looking for new jobs. Apparently, they don't think they'll keep their current ones. The problem is that I'm their boss. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/06/16 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( notes trash secretary )

At work today, I had to take a client out for not only dinner, but drinks as well. It was fine, but by the end of a second beet I was exhausted. Not the client. He's a forty something family man who insisted on doing body shots. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/06/16 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( dinner drinks body shots )

At work today, I managed to score a three hour layover in the Moscow airport. A lot of fun. I was having my third vodka when they announced they'd miscounted. Three hours turned into thirteen. Some business trip. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/05/16 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( moscow airport layover )

At work today, the scatterbrained intern was filing some of my contracts. Apparently, colleges aren't as good as they used to be. He seemed to think the letter G comes before F. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/05/16 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( scatterbrained intern organize )

At work today, the boss decided to be nice and buy the staff some pizza for lunch. Great idea. Except I work in a kitchen. I'm dumbemployed.

by hbk134 on 02/05/16 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( pizza nice kitchen )

At work today, I went out to the restaurant to check the reservation count for tomorrow. I saw that it was 55 people. Not bad. Ten minutes later my boss comes up and tells me the count for tomorrow is 80. I'm dumbemployed.

by hbk134 on 02/05/16 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( restaurant busy reservation )

At work today, I discovered some very mysterious pills in the refrigerator. I worked in HR, so I immediately reported it to my superior. He took the bottle of pills and unscrewed it. Inside? Tylenol. I'm dumbemployed.

by hagaren_06 on 02/04/16 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( hr pills tylenol )

At work today, I had a lady come in and ask for Prime Rib. I told her our rules were that we aren't allowed to cut that outside of the holidays. She didn't like that. But she came up with a few choice insults. Meat puns are the worst. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/04/16 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( prime rib meat puns insults )

At work today, the main dining room was being repainted by a crew. I went inside with my boss. "Hmm," he growled, "this is more of a peach than the pink hue I wanted." The walls looked green. Remind me not to eat his peaches. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/04/16 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( dining room peaches green )

At work today, my boss called me into his office. Lately, we've had a lot of layoffs in the department. He kept me on pins and needles for twenty minutes. I didn't get fired. Just a 5% paycut. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/04/16 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( office layoffs 5% )
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