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At work today, I took my car on the ferry across the Missisippi (I live in New Orleans). Of course, the ferry broke down. Did my boss understand? Nope. But he did make me do overtime. I'm dumbemployed.

by jody_gage on 11/21/14 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( mississippi river ferry )

At work today, I was serving pizza slices. We have thick, floppy slices with lots of grease. Almost all of our customers took 4 napkins just to pat them down. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/21/14 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( pizza napkins patting )

At work today, my ex-girlfriend came into the electronics store where I work. A week ago, she dumped me after cheating on me with an ex. Today, she wanted an employee discount. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/20/14 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( ex-girlfriend electronics discount )

At work today, I played basketball with my boss. Fun. Anyway, I took it easy but still won by two. Now I'm almost sure I'll be demoted. I'm dumbemployed.

by iamabuckeye on 11/20/14 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( basketball won demotion )

At work today, my coworker wanted me to "help out with some files." His translation of "help out" involves me doing all his work for him. I didn't disagree. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/20/14 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( files translation coworkers )

At work today, I relaxed my personal ban on eating chocolate. Not a good idea. I found out two hours later that I still had residue on the corners of my lips. I'm dumbemployed.

by joeyrox22 on 11/20/14 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( chocolate mess lips )

At work today, I had a great discussion witha customer about Kierkegaard. We were talking for almost a half hour. Later, they complained to my manager that the praline I served was cold. Awesome. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/20/14 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( kierkegaard discussion praline )

At work today, I was telling my therapist about my boss. My therapist said that my boss is an abusive match for my father. Well, thanks Doc- I can't wait to go to work again. I'm dumbemployed.

by lamda_hh on 11/19/14 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( therapy therapist psychiatrist )

At work today, the Salvation Army guy continued ringing the bell outside. I called as research. That's when I found out that Santa outside is fake. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/19/14 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( salvation army bell research )

At work today, I stayed ten minutes late to finish mopping hallways. When I punched out, my manager was waiting to scold me about "abusing the overtime system." I'm dumbemployed.

by quinn_bee on 11/19/14 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( mopping hallways scolding )

At work today, my wife packed my lunch and slipped in a dirty polaroid. THat would have been awesome- if it weren't for the fact that I opened my lunch bag in a crowded cafeteria. Whoops. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/19/14 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( lunch polaroid photographs )

At work today, I had a guy come in asking for a tie. Middle aged, rich looking. I showed him our selection. Then he asked me if we "had anything in a clip on." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/19/14 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( rich tie clip on )
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