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At work today, I had another shift at our Sleepy Mattress store. No buying customers. But we did have three people try to take a nap. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/26/16 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( mattress sleepy nap )

At work today, my supervisor came into the kitchen to talk about the movie "The Wrestler." His big complaint? "Not violent enough." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/26/16 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( the wrestler wrestling movie )

At work today, I was taking video of the office for a recruiting video. Every coworker over 40 was completely unable to understand that my Flip Mini was a video camera. At least they acted more embarrassing. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/26/16 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( video flip mini camera )

At work today, the garbage guy complained we have too much trash. He'd be right if it weren't for the fact that half the garbage is thrown into our dumpster by our neighbors. We still get blamed. I'm dumbemployed.

by lacrima_anima on 09/26/16 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( garbage garbage truck neighbor )

At work today, I broke the first rule of good customer service. I told the customer he was wrong. He was also racist, of course. But that doesn't matter to my manager. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/25/16 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( customer service racist manager )

At work today, I ripped off a customer unwillingly. He gave me twenty extra bucks. I didn't notice because he handed me crumpled up, dirty bills. Should I really have to unfold dollars with snot on them? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/25/16 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( ripped twenty bucks snot )

At work today, I requested three things: a raise, a week off, and a promotion. My boss game me one of them- a week off. My only vacation days for the year. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/25/16 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( raise vacation two week )

At work today, I had to call the receptionist three times asking if I had mail. The third time, she relented and told me I had it. A pink slip. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/25/16 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( receptionist mail pink slip )

At work today, I framed a commendation from the local newspaper. Only afterwards did I realize that there wasn't a single mention of our actual store in the paper. I'm dumbemployed.

by janisjoplin1966 on 09/24/16 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( commendation newspaper frames )

At work today, I was waiting a table and the sommelier kept jockeying for turf. It was like a battle against each other for space. Well, nobody won. Neither of us got a tip. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/24/16 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( table sommelier turf )

At work today, I got rid of the last leftover turkey from Thanksgiving. Yes, Thanksgiving. I don't know if it's weirder they bought the turkey or that they refused to tell me why they'd waited so long. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/24/16 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( thanksgiving turkey weird )

At work today, my boss and I met a new client at a restaurant. We sat down and my boss talked about marathon running nonstop. Then, of course, we realized that the guy was on crutches. Nice work, chief. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/24/16 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( crutches running legs )
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