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At work today, I was working with a patient that has very misshapen teeth. I explained to him the procedure for putting on braces and how we could even use transparent ones. He complained that he wouldn't look cool in front of his friends. The patient was in his forties. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/20/15 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( teeth braces cool )

At work today, I began wondering if there was a way to get my boss to admit that he's a moron. I found it. I decided to ask him his favorite band. "American Idol," he said. Believe it or not, I think that's still a TV show. I'm dumbemployed.

by ragdoll_ruins on 04/20/15 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( moron american idol tv show )

At work today, I could not get cell phone service in my building and was expecting a call from my boyfriend. I finally ended up running about 200 feet away and risked getting in trouble. Then I realized my phone wasn't on. And my coworkers were watching.  I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/20/15 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( cell phones boyfriend running )

At work today, I noticed a guy was leaving fliers on the tables at our restaurant. I told him he had to leave and he asked me why. Then I took one of the fliers out of his hands. He was actually promoting another restaurant at ours. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/20/15 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (13) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( fliers restaurant promotion )

At work today, we were doing some work on cabinets for this rich lady. It involved some sawing since we were replacing a lot of the wood in back, which had been eaten through. She walked in halfway through with a martini in her hand and asked if we had to "saw so loudly." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/20/15 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( cabinets sawing wood )

At work today, I booked a hotel room for a business trip in Seattle. The room cost around $150, which I thought was good. Then my boss came up to my desk and started whining about "budget cuts to travel." I took the hint. My new room is in a hostel. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/19/15 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( hotel seattle budget )

At work today, one of the teachers at my school came into my office. I'm a principal, so I'm usually busy. But when this teacher sat down, he took his time. "Jack," he said, "I've decided to leave school and become a painter." He had been a gym teacher. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/19/15 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( teacher school principal )

At work today, I finally took the plunge and asked my very hot coworker if she wanted to grab a drink. She smiled and said yes. I was excited- until we got to the bar. There she pulled out a thick folder of documents and started talking about work. At least we split the check. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/19/15 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( hot girl folder bar )

At work today, I was watching the trailer for the new Sherlock Holmes movie at my computer. I lost track of time and felt a tap on my shoulder. It was my coworker, Nick. "Cheerio, Holmes," he said in a British accent. That is not a catchphrase. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/19/15 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( sherlock holmes trailer catchphrase )

At work today, I was trying to get somebody to fill out a survey about the legal industry. He kept asking me "who I was really working for." I told him the name of my company and he laughed. "I've never heard of them." The sad thing is I actually believe it. I'm dumbemployed.

by kaftansmeha on 04/19/15 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( surveys legal fake companies )

At work today, my boss wanted me to go ahead and ship some letters. I'm an intern, so I want to do well. I went to the post office and asked my boss when I'd be reimbursed. Then he told me that our office has a mail room.  I spent a hundred bucks of my own money on stamps. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/18/15 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( letters shipping stamps )

At work today, I realized that everything around our office park is dead. Trees, grass, bushes. I was walking to my car and I saw a squirrel carcass in the road. I wasn't surprised it was dead- I was surprised it had gotten there in the first place. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/18/15 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( office park death dead squirrels )
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