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At work today, my boss decided to send an email to the floor putting his foot down. The subject line read "Reply that you have read and understood what I am SAY". No I do not understand what you "am SAY." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/24/14 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( email floor grammar )

At work today, we shared a recruitment stand with a secretarial staffing firm. We counsel people on going back to school. It was a recruitment fair- ying and yang, very awkwardly paired. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/23/14 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( secretary staffing recruiting )

At work today, my boss's ex-wife sauntered into the office. She demanded that he talk to her and I heard them yelling. Apparently, she thinks half of his cubicle belongs to her in the settlement. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/23/14 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( ex-wives cubicles settlement )

At work today, we picked teams for the office basketball team. I played in college for my team and was a point leader. I got picked second to last though so that all the high ranking execs could get picked first. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/23/14 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( office basketball executive )

At work today, a new trend started. Now, everytime that somebody says they might be late on a project, they get threatened with "I'll give you swine flu!" So far, I'm pretty sure I've gotten it wished on me 9 times. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/23/14 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( swine flu 9 wish )

At work today, a pregnant woman came into 7-11. She would have bought 2 40s. But her credit card got rejected. I'm dumbemployed.

by taylorlautnerlv on 10/23/14 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( pregnant 7-11 40s )

At work today, I was called in to a house to exterminate some skunks. I normally kill bugs. They told me to use the same stuff on the skunks. First, that's illegal. Second, I didn't see a single skunk. I just told them I succeeded and billed them anyway. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/22/14 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( skunks exterminator bugs )

At work today, my boss was telling us about his hiking trip. He included details about "human waste dispoasl." There's an image I wish I could unsee. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/22/14 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( hiking human waste hiking )

At work today, a customer asked a coworker for help. The coworker didn't know the answer so he directed the customer to me saying, "Go see the guy in the green up there and he'll help." Our uniform is green so there were like twenty guys in green "Up there." I'm dumbemployed.

by Coolerking on 10/22/14 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( coworkers uniform green )

At work today, a lady wanted to refund two items that she didn't know what they were. We figured out it was lunch meat that she insisted she did not buy, so we refunded the money. But our store has self-checkout lanes. The receipt revealed she checked herself out. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/22/14 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( store return self-checkout )

At work today, the label maker we have lost a letter. Now it doesn't print the letter F. So now I'm worried about when we put up the schedule for new "Shifts." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/22/14 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( shifts typo label )

At work today, another friend of mine was fired for being late too many times. We work in the middle of a huge capital city with horrendous traffic and worse public transit. If you won't allow us to be late, why didn't you open your business in the suburbs? I'm dumbemployed.

by CelestialAxis on 10/21/14 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (17) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( capital traffic late )
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