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At work today, I ran out of time to do a Powerpoint. Is it bad that I drew all my slides on a whiteboard? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/18/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( powerpoint slides whiteboard )

At work today, I had a customer come in and return a TV. His problem? Not enough channels. I'm dumbemployed.

by fabricate_this on 08/18/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( customer tv return )

At work today, I returned from the gym after lunch. I showered, of course, but my boss still said I stank. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/18/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( stink gym lunch )

At work today, there were about four things I had to do. I did one and a half. The one I did was lunch, the half was a coffee break. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/18/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( four things one and a half lunch )

At work today, I asked for paternity leave. The response? "Who would sleep with you?" I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/17/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( paternity response sleep )

At work today, I realized I've spent 3 years slaving away in middle management, yet the secretary still doesn't know my name. To be fair, I don't know hers. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/17/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( name secretary manager )

At work today, I was travelling and had to check my bags. Total cost? 40 bucks. And no reimbursement. I'm dumbemployed.

by bastille714 on 08/17/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( travelling bags money )

At work today, I wrote an email to my coworker. She responded in all caps and with 4 smileys- even though she was mad. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/17/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( capslock smiley email )

At work today, a client and I went out to lunch. Remind me not to get Mexican for meetings- it can be...noisy. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/16/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( gas mexican food )

At work today, there were some really nice customers who came in. Then they realized they were at the wrong store. I'm dumbemployed.

by son_of_abyss on 08/16/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( customers wrong store realized )

At work today, I got lost on the way to work. The directions my boss gave me were to the wrong branch. And he's worked there for over a year! I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/16/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( directions lost wrong branch )

At work today, I had to remake a burger no less than 3 times. The first time it was undercooked. The second time it was "too small." The third time, he didn't eat it, but at least he didn't send it back either. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/16/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( burger undercooked send it back )
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