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At work today, I made it my goal to tackle cleaning out our back room. Dumb goal. I found debris that dated back to 1984. A Walter Mondale poster.  And that was the clean stuff. If I hadn't had gloves, I think I would have caught ebola. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/28/15 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( mondale ebola cleaning )

At work today, I was delivering subs the other side of town, which was a huge pain. After getting stuck in traffic, the house I delivered to claimed the sub was free. They said the 30 minute law came into play. First, we don't do that. Second, it's definitely not a law. I'm dumbemployed.

by calistia on 05/28/15 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( sibs delivery 30 minute law )

At work today, I put my Masters degree on my resume for the job interview I went on. I swear this happened. I sat down and the greasy hiring guy looked at the piece of paper. "What's a Ma degree?" he asked me. I left instead of explaining. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/28/15 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( masters resume ma degree )

At work today, one of my patients had a truly stunning number of cavities. I showed him how to floss and brush his teeth and he nodded like I was an idiot. I told him to avoid sugar and he did the same. His bill was high. Later I saw him in the parking lot chugging Mountain Dew. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/28/15 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( cavities dentist sugar )

At work today, I went into the office gym at the same time as my boss. I ran on the treadmill behind him. Every few minutes, he looked back at me. After a while, I realized that he was trying to get me to go back to work. I kept running. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/28/15 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( treadmill running gym )

At work today, my boss called me to tell me from now on I had to be in the office at 8 AM because a new project engineer was going to move into our office. I don't know why it would matter, since it's now noon and my boss hasn't shown up yet. I'm dumbemployed.

by officemonkey on 05/27/15 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( early project engineer late )

At work today, I decided I would quote gangsta rap to customers and see if they picked up on it. I work at a pet store. Someone almost called me out when I told them I "had their bitch ready." Especially since I was getting them a Persian cat. But they didn't say a thing. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/27/15 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( gangsta rap pet store cats )

At work today, I figured I was due a break and strolled outside to just take in some fresh air. Ah, fresh air, how I missed thee. When I came back in, my boss was waiting for me. I tried to explain I'd been gone five minutes- but he assigned me an extra hour's worth of work. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/27/15 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( break fresh air five minutes )

At work today, I was stuck in traffic during my hour and a half commute.  Bored, I looked over to the car next to me and got mooned by some college kid. But there wasn't room for them to speed away. We awkwardly waved afterward and were next to each other for ten more minutes. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/27/15 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( traffic commute mooned )

At work today, the state director held a monthly meeting at my office. Halfway through, he started talking about how he keeps on seeing 3 green lights in the sky at night. After 5 minutes of UFO talk, he went right back to PR without realizing the entire room was laughing at him. I'm dumbemployed.

by papabear on 05/27/15 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( ufos laughing awkward )

At work today, there were some amazingly good looking guys who came in to get balls for the driving range. I was really nervous when they asked me for another bucket. I almost screamed when one of them talked to me and asked me what year of high school I was in. I'm 22. I'm dumbemployed.

by wandering_inok on 05/26/15 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( driving range golf bucket )

At work today, my boss called me in and kept praising me. It was awesome. He said I was a hard worker, smart, and capable. I was pretty psyched before leaving. Then he said one more thing. "Because really," he grunted, "it's the little people like you who make this all work." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/26/15 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( praising psyched little people )
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