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At work today, I was told that I should “rethink” my wardrobe because it was too dressy for casual day. I went home and came back. Then I was told I should “class it up a little.” I drove home again.  When I finally got back, I had to stay two hours late to catch up. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/01/15 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( wardrobe casual day hr )

At work today, I was exploring the website for my company’s perks. They had all the usual stuff like gym memberships, corporate discounts, etc. But then I saw one perk under the “special” category- discount massages with “Ms. Ling’s Happy Escort Service.” I didn’t call. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/28/15 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( perks escorts discount )

At work today, I was renting out bikes to people touring the park. We are required by law to give everybody a helmet. A weird guy came along with a five year old. I gave them their bikes and helmets and, as they rode away, I watched them both throw theirs in the bushes. I'm dumbemployed.

by wanderwiccan on 02/28/15 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( bikes helmets kids )

At work today, I found out I was being reassigned to a new department. As a result, I get a new boss. He introduced himself to me as "Crazy Gary." Later that day I called him Gary. He frowned. "My name," he shouted, "is Crazy Gary." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/28/15 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( crazy department awkward )

At work today, I had a guy who wanted a "McHotDog." I told him we didn't have those. "I've had em," he yelled. I told him again. "I've had one!" he shouted. I eventually convinced him. "Fine," he said. "Give me a McPizza." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/28/15 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( hot dog yelling pizza )

At work today, I told a customer that they should get the iPhone 3G instead of a Blackberry. She said "I already have an iPod." I told her the iPhone was different, but she kept insisting she had an iPod. I eventually sold her an iPod touch instead. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/28/15 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( iphone ipod apple )

At work today, we were in a human resources meeting about drawing in new talent. "Who is qualified for the job?" somebody asked. HR explained that someone like them would be  qualified. The person laughed. "Yikes, I'm not qualified at all." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/27/15 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( hr recruiting laughing )

At work today, I had to come in early. The waitress before me had to “pick up her child.” When I got off my shift that night, I was exhausted. I went to the bar next door. Guess who I saw? The waitress I’d covered for was having a body shot licked off her stomach. I’m dumbemployed.

by radner on 02/27/15 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( waitress shift body shots )

At work today, we all were stuck categorizing really old files. Some of them were so old they fell apart in our hands. I was handling one and dropped it. My coworker complained he inhaled asbestos because of it. He went home for the day- and I was stuck finishing the job. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/27/15 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( filing asbestos sick )

At work today, I was put in charge of reclassifying all of our corporate clients into our parent company's database. I was about to finish when I went to get a cup of coffee. Right when I came back, the power went off. Guess who didn't save their work? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/27/15 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( database coffee power )

At work today, I was blogging my final post (yes, I am a blogger. No, I'm not fat). Anyway, I finished up and, suddenly, CNN.com linked to my blog. I spent the rest of the night rebooting my crashed server. Hardly anybody even saw my post. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/27/15 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( blogging cnn crashed server )

At work today, I walked in on two of my coworkers in the cooler. They were smoking something slightly illegal. Later, I heard two old ladies talking. "I love the food here," one said. "It always smells so natural." The other clapped and shouted. "I know. Like the country!" I'm dumbemployed.

by ua_zaebalo on 02/26/15 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( cooler pot old people )
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