Bosses
by anonymous on 03/28/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) PermalinkAt work today, I was moving into a new apartment on the near East side. I was psyched and finished unpacking. As I got into the elevator, I held it for someone running down the hall. "Oh hi," I said. My boss stepped on the elevator. She lives here. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( apartment elevator moving )
by anonymous on 03/28/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) PermalinkAt work today, I got a little carried away with the free candy up front. I admit it. But I thought that I concealed myself well enough until about 2PM. Then my boss stopped me in the hall and asked me to open my mouth. "Now tell me," she said, "why is your tongue so blue?" I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( candy tongue blue )
by anonymous on 03/26/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (17) PermalinkAt work today, we found out corporate took some interesting cost cutting measures. The main one? Downgrading us from T1 internet to DSL. That wasn't the best idea. It now takes my 20 minutes to load my email. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( dsl t1 slow )
by anonymous on 03/24/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) PermalinkAt work today, I guessed that there was a new policy at work. Of course, we hadn't been informed before hand. But now we have to use a key to get in the employee's entrance. My boss was still mad that I called for him to let me inside. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( employees entrance key )
by anonymous on 03/23/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) PermalinkAt work today, we had a casual dress day that was supposed to be music themed. We all wore our favorite bands' t-shirts. Cool idea. My boss's was interesting- he had Hootie and the Blowfish. Really? Did I travel back in time or something? I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( hootie and the blowfish music t-shirt )
by anonymous on 03/21/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) PermalinkAt work today, my boss's wife came in to drop off some paperwork for him. He'd always said that she was "a real Miss America type." We all saw her and agreed she's American as apple pie- and must eat quite a lot of it. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( miss america apple pie wife )
by anonymous on 03/21/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) PermalinkAt work today, I was struggling with a particularly thorny assignment to call a new client and get him to sign on. I admit I was stressed and sweating. My boss made fun of me for having "swimming pool armpits." I was doing his job for him. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( call sweating armpits )
by slagroom on 03/19/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) PermalinkAt work today, we had a training meeting for new employees. It was fine. We learned the basics of customer service. But I'd like to use this opportunity to inform my boss- asking a customer's gender is not sexual harassment. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( training sexual harassment customer service )
by anonymous on 03/18/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) PermalinkAt work today, I think my boss finally realized that morale is pretty low because of the recession. He could change our policies, our pay, or our approach to team building. Instead, he decided to buy us candy for one day. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( morale candy team )
by oakenthrone on 03/16/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) PermalinkAt work today, we installed a new security camera system in the building. It looks like we needed it. We didn't catch any criminals or anything like that. But we did see the CEO hooking up with a prostitute in the parking lot. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( security camera ceo prostitute )
by anonymous on 03/16/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) PermalinkAt work today, our boss announced that he wanted to start a work book club. OK, whatever- it's worth a try. Then we found out the first selection. Sir, Dr. Seuss is not appropriate for adults. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( book club selection dr. seuss )
by anonymous on 03/14/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (13) PermalinkAt work today, I needed to translate an instruction manual from English to Spanish. Fun! My boss came over to my desk and looked at it. "Me Habla Spanish," he said and winked at me. No, sir, you don't habla. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( english spanish translate )
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