Dumbemployed.com | New Dumbemployed Stories http://dumbemployed.com The Jobs You Love to Hate Sun, 05 Feb 2012 21:04:03 EST en <![CDATA[At work today, I had to visit a client at his home. When I arrived, he told me not to breathe deeply outside because his neighbor has Hepatitis C. I'm dumbemployed.]]> http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-had-to-visit-a-client-at-his-home--when-i-arrived-he-told-me-not-to-breathe-deeply-outside-because-his-neighbor-has-hepatitis-c--i039m-dumbemployed- http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-had-to-visit-a-client-at-his-home--when-i-arrived-he-told-me-not-to-breathe-deeply-outside-because-his-neighbor-has-hepatitis-c--i039m-dumbemployed- Sun, 05 Feb 2012 21:04:03 EST papabear Customers http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-had-to-visit-a-client-at-his-home--when-i-arrived-he-told-me-not-to-breathe-deeply-outside-because-his-neighbor-has-hepatitis-c--i039m-dumbemployed- <![CDATA[At work today, my coworkers were all talking (loudly) about Sex and the City. Inevitably, they  started comparing themselves to the characters. Unfortunately, they couldn't agree on their choices because all of them wanted to be Samantha. I'm dumbemployed.]]> http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-my-coworkers-were-all-talking-loudly-about-sex-and-the-city--in http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-my-coworkers-were-all-talking-loudly-about-sex-and-the-city--in Sun, 05 Feb 2012 18:20:01 EST anonymous Just Dumb http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-my-coworkers-were-all-talking-loudly-about-sex-and-the-city--in <![CDATA[At work today, I was advising a young woman on the type of bed she'd want to by. She insisted on a twin bed, even though I told her a Queen might be more comfortable, especially for two. "Don't try to make me go to hell!" she shouted at me. "Or raise my prices." I'm dumbemployed.]]> http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-was-advising-a-young-woman-on-the-type-of-bed-she039d-want-t http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-was-advising-a-young-woman-on-the-type-of-bed-she039d-want-t Sun, 05 Feb 2012 15:11:01 EST anonymous Customers http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-was-advising-a-young-woman-on-the-type-of-bed-she039d-want-t <![CDATA[At work today, our boss Robert came back from a long hiatus wearing suspenders. Somebody finally asked him about it, and he said it was "a Larry King thing" he was trying out. It didn't work. The entire day, I got to watch Robert hitch up his pants. I'm dumbemployed.]]> http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-our-boss-robert-came-back-from-a-long-hiatus-wearing-suspenders- http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-our-boss-robert-came-back-from-a-long-hiatus-wearing-suspenders- Sun, 05 Feb 2012 12:52:01 EST anonymous Bosses http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-our-boss-robert-came-back-from-a-long-hiatus-wearing-suspenders- <![CDATA[At work today, the oddest smell was coming from the cubicle next to me. The person working there had left for the day, so I tip toed over and investigated. Finally, I opened one of his desk drawers. A full bag of popcorn was inside, unopened. I left it there. I'm dumbemployed.]]> http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-the-oddest-smell-was-coming-from-the-cubicle-next-to-me--the-pers http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-the-oddest-smell-was-coming-from-the-cubicle-next-to-me--the-pers Sun, 05 Feb 2012 08:33:01 EST anonymous Weird Shift http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-the-oddest-smell-was-coming-from-the-cubicle-next-to-me--the-pers <![CDATA[At work today, I caught the receptionist at front reading gossip columns for half the day. That would be fine, except for the fact that she was supposed to email me a contact list at 3 sharp. She was delayed until 4 because of the supposed difficulty of the work. Thanks, Speidi. I'm dumbemployed.]]> http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-caught-the-receptionist-at-front-reading-gossip-columns-for-hal http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-caught-the-receptionist-at-front-reading-gossip-columns-for-hal Sat, 04 Feb 2012 21:04:02 EST anonymous Overtime http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-caught-the-receptionist-at-front-reading-gossip-columns-for-hal <![CDATA[At work today, I got a call from the hospital saying that one of the prescriptions I'd filled had been incorrect. I checked my records for everything and couldn't find a mistake. It turned out the doctor had been the one who'd screwed up. But I got in trouble. I'm dumbemployed.]]> http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-got-a-call-from-the-hospital-saying-that-one-of-the-prescriptio http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-got-a-call-from-the-hospital-saying-that-one-of-the-prescriptio Sat, 04 Feb 2012 18:20:01 EST haggeri Bosses http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-got-a-call-from-the-hospital-saying-that-one-of-the-prescriptio <![CDATA[At work today, our data center received three angry calls from customers complaining about telemarketing. Two of them weren't even on any of our lists. They still managed to sound pretty upset. I got yelled at for an hour. I'm dumbemployed.]]> http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-our-data-center-received-three-angry-calls-from-customers-complai http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-our-data-center-received-three-angry-calls-from-customers-complai Sat, 04 Feb 2012 15:11:02 EST anonymous Customers http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-our-data-center-received-three-angry-calls-from-customers-complai <![CDATA[At work today, I found out that a real jerk is getting a promotion and will become my boss. I was nervous, but I asked one of our VPs why it had happened. "He just has a mature approach," he said. The jerk is younger than I am. I'm dumbemployed.]]> http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-found-out-that-a-real-jerk-is-getting-a-promotion-and-will-beco http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-found-out-that-a-real-jerk-is-getting-a-promotion-and-will-beco Sat, 04 Feb 2012 12:52:02 EST anonymous Just Dumb http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-found-out-that-a-real-jerk-is-getting-a-promotion-and-will-beco <![CDATA[At work today, I made a no shirt no shoes no service sign as a kind of joke. Well, turns out it wasn't so funny. I encountered more one person knocking on the window claiming that we'd turned them away. It's not like we're near a beach. We're just hicks. I'm dumbemployed.]]> http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-made-a-no-shirt-no-shoes-no-service-sign-as-a-kind-of-joke--wel http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-made-a-no-shirt-no-shoes-no-service-sign-as-a-kind-of-joke--wel Sat, 04 Feb 2012 08:33:02 EST anonymous Customers http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-made-a-no-shirt-no-shoes-no-service-sign-as-a-kind-of-joke--wel <![CDATA[At work today, I realized I'm a loser. I'm totally in love with this one girl at my work, but I can't make myself ask for her number. That's why I end up staying late. Today I folded jeans for about an hour extra unpaid. And I still don't have her number. I'm dumbemployed.]]> http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-realized-i039m-a-loser--i039m-totally-in-love-with-this-o http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-realized-i039m-a-loser--i039m-totally-in-love-with-this-o Fri, 03 Feb 2012 21:04:02 EST anonymous Overtime http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-realized-i039m-a-loser--i039m-totally-in-love-with-this-o <![CDATA[At work today, I left my purse at home, so I had to get a coworker to help punch me in/get me to my station/etc. I got home, used my spare key, and then checked my purse. I had three missed phone calls- my boss had been checking up on me and thought I'd skipped work. I'm dumbemployed.]]> http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-left-my-purse-at-home-so-i-had-to-get-a-coworker-to-help-punch http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-left-my-purse-at-home-so-i-had-to-get-a-coworker-to-help-punch Fri, 03 Feb 2012 18:20:05 EST anonymous Overtime http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-left-my-purse-at-home-so-i-had-to-get-a-coworker-to-help-punch <![CDATA[At work today, this one guy's phone kept going off and the ringtone played literally forever. After a while I went over there and tried to ask him what the deal was. "I'm hard of hearing," he said eventually. Then why did he have his phone ring instead of vibrate? I'm dumbemployed.]]> http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-this-one-guy039s-phone-kept-going-off-and-the-ringtone-played http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-this-one-guy039s-phone-kept-going-off-and-the-ringtone-played Fri, 03 Feb 2012 15:11:01 EST anonymous Customers http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-this-one-guy039s-phone-kept-going-off-and-the-ringtone-played <![CDATA[At work today, we were discussing Montana in the middle of a meeting, totally unrelated to everything else. I said that I'd never been there. "Neither have I," my boss whispered. "And I'll never go back there. Never again." We changed the subject out of fear. I'm dumbemployed.]]> http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-we-were-discussing-montana-in-the-middle-of-a-meeting-totally-un http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-we-were-discussing-montana-in-the-middle-of-a-meeting-totally-un Fri, 03 Feb 2012 12:52:02 EST kagamichin Bosses http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-we-were-discussing-montana-in-the-middle-of-a-meeting-totally-un <![CDATA[At work today, I needed to charge my iPod at the front desk (which is kinda sorta against the rules). I got caught by one of my coworkers and denied the iPod was mine. As a result, I had to fish it out of the lost and found after my shift so I wouldn't get caught. I'm dumbemployed.]]> http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-needed-to-charge-my-ipod-at-the-front-desk-which-is-kinda-sort http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-needed-to-charge-my-ipod-at-the-front-desk-which-is-kinda-sort Fri, 03 Feb 2012 08:33:02 EST anonymous Overtime http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-needed-to-charge-my-ipod-at-the-front-desk-which-is-kinda-sort <![CDATA[At work today, I was left to finish mowing a lawn by myself while my partner trimmed some shrubs in the front. I drove the riding mower around the back of the house and eventually to the side. He was sitting on the steps drinking a cool glass of lemonade. I'm dumbemployed.]]> http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-was-left-to-finish-mowing-a-lawn-by-myself-while-my-partner-tri http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-was-left-to-finish-mowing-a-lawn-by-myself-while-my-partner-tri Thu, 02 Feb 2012 21:04:01 EST anonymous Overtime http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-was-left-to-finish-mowing-a-lawn-by-myself-while-my-partner-tri <![CDATA[At work today, I installed a fan in the front of the store in order to blow in some cool air. A little kid was speaking into it to hear his voice get distorted. Then he stuck a fork in. I had to calm him down- and make him stop crying- before we faced a lawsuit. I'm dumbemployed.]]> http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-installed-a-fan-in-the-front-of-the-store-in-order-to-blow-in-s http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-installed-a-fan-in-the-front-of-the-store-in-order-to-blow-in-s Thu, 02 Feb 2012 18:20:01 EST anonymous Customers http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-installed-a-fan-in-the-front-of-the-store-in-order-to-blow-in-s <![CDATA[At work today, I answered the company's main phone. A woman asked if I knew the number for an unrelated company. I said no, she had a wrong number. She said she thought we might know it since we were listed below them in the phone book. I'm dumbemployed.]]> http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-answered-the-company039s-main-phone--a-woman-asked-if-i-knew http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-answered-the-company039s-main-phone--a-woman-asked-if-i-knew Thu, 02 Feb 2012 15:11:01 EST anonymous Overtime http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-answered-the-company039s-main-phone--a-woman-asked-if-i-knew <![CDATA[At work today, I changed a reservation at our hotel. Apparently, this guy calling in had called off the marriage to his fiancé. He was going to come here for his honeymoon. The change to his reservation was that he made it for a week longer. I'm dumbemployed.]]> http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-changed-a-reservation-at-our-hotel--apparently-this-guy-callin http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-changed-a-reservation-at-our-hotel--apparently-this-guy-callin Thu, 02 Feb 2012 12:52:02 EST anonymous Customers http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-changed-a-reservation-at-our-hotel--apparently-this-guy-callin <![CDATA[At work today, the television was on the entire time- Fox News. I listened to about two hours and needed a lobotomy. Then my boss came in and told me it was great as he mangled Sotomayor's name. I just agreed with him silently. I'm dumbemployed.]]> http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-the-television-was-on-the-entire-time--fox-news--i-listened-to-ab http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-the-television-was-on-the-entire-time--fox-news--i-listened-to-ab Thu, 02 Feb 2012 08:33:07 EST anonymous Just Dumb http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-the-television-was-on-the-entire-time--fox-news--i-listened-to-ab <![CDATA[At work today, I heard this strange humming sound the entire time I was on the sales floor. I investigated once my shift was over and went into the basement. It was the radiator running. I don't need to tell you that radiators shouldn't be running in June.  I'm dumbemployed.]]> http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-heard-this-strange-humming-sound-the-entire-time-i-was-on-the-s http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-heard-this-strange-humming-sound-the-entire-time-i-was-on-the-s Wed, 01 Feb 2012 21:04:18 EST madmagi Weird Shift http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-heard-this-strange-humming-sound-the-entire-time-i-was-on-the-s <![CDATA[At work today, the rain just didn't stop the entire time. Our shop is pretty old, and water began leaking in from the roof. I set a huge bucket underneath a drip at 3PM. By five, I was taking it out back to dump. The weird thing is the water was a little brown. I'm dumbemployed.]]> http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-the-rain-just-didn039t-stop-the-entire-time--our-shop-is-prett http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-the-rain-just-didn039t-stop-the-entire-time--our-shop-is-prett Wed, 01 Feb 2012 18:20:05 EST anonymous Weird Shift http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-the-rain-just-didn039t-stop-the-entire-time--our-shop-is-prett <![CDATA[At work today, I heard the strangest noise from the other side of the room. I work in a music store. The noise got louder and louder and I looked over. A skinny white kid was doing his best impression of an elephant. It wasn't good, but it was loud. I'm dumbemployed.]]> http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-heard-the-strangest-noise-from-the-other-side-of-the-room--i-wo http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-heard-the-strangest-noise-from-the-other-side-of-the-room--i-wo Wed, 01 Feb 2012 15:11:01 EST anonymous Customers http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-heard-the-strangest-noise-from-the-other-side-of-the-room--i-wo <![CDATA[At work today, my boss called me at 7:45am to make sure I was in the office today. It's now 3:30 and he has yet to even show up. He also hasn't paid me for the last 4 weeks of work. I'm dumbemployed.]]> http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-my-boss-called-me-at-745am-to-make-sure-i-was-in-the-office-toda http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-my-boss-called-me-at-745am-to-make-sure-i-was-in-the-office-toda Wed, 01 Feb 2012 12:52:01 EST officemonkey Bosses http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-my-boss-called-me-at-745am-to-make-sure-i-was-in-the-office-toda <![CDATA[At work today, this one customer kept on humming "Crank Dat" by Souljah Boy. It was driving me nuts! Then they left. Of course, I still had the song stuck in my head all day. I have a headache now. I'm dumbemployed.]]> http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-this-one-customer-kept-on-humming-quotcrank-datquot-by-soulja http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-this-one-customer-kept-on-humming-quotcrank-datquot-by-soulja Wed, 01 Feb 2012 08:33:01 EST anonymous Customers http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-this-one-customer-kept-on-humming-quotcrank-datquot-by-soulja <![CDATA[At work today, we had the first genuinely hot day in a while. My boss is pretty sexy (which I like), but today she went overboard. The skirt she was wearing was long enough. But the shirt she was wearing showed more than half her stomach. It was awesome and totally inappropriate. I'm dumbemployed.]]> http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-we-had-the-first-genuinely-hot-day-in-a-while--my-boss-is-pretty http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-we-had-the-first-genuinely-hot-day-in-a-while--my-boss-is-pretty Tue, 31 Jan 2012 21:04:01 EST anonymous Bosses http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-we-had-the-first-genuinely-hot-day-in-a-while--my-boss-is-pretty <![CDATA[At work today, for some reason the janitor brought his banjo with him to work. Fantastic. It'd be better though if he knew how to tune and play it. At least his teeth look right for the part. Or lack of teeth, that is. I'm dumbemployed.]]> http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-for-some-reason-the-janitor-brought-his-banjo-with-him-to-work--f http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-for-some-reason-the-janitor-brought-his-banjo-with-him-to-work--f Tue, 31 Jan 2012 18:20:01 EST anonymous Just Dumb http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-for-some-reason-the-janitor-brought-his-banjo-with-him-to-work--f <![CDATA[At work today, I wiped down all the tables at the restaurant and realized they were in worse condition than normal (which is saying a lot). It's because it was maple syrup day for pancakes. I'm dumbemployed.]]> http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-wiped-down-all-the-tables-at-the-restaurant-and-realized-they-were-in-worse-condition-than-normal-which-is-saying-a-lot--it039s-because-it-was-maple-syrup-day-for-pancakes--i039m-dumbemployed- http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-wiped-down-all-the-tables-at-the-restaurant-and-realized-they-were-in-worse-condition-than-normal-which-is-saying-a-lot--it039s-because-it-was-maple-syrup-day-for-pancakes--i039m-dumbemployed- Tue, 31 Jan 2012 15:11:02 EST anonymous Customers http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-wiped-down-all-the-tables-at-the-restaurant-and-realized-they-were-in-worse-condition-than-normal-which-is-saying-a-lot--it039s-because-it-was-maple-syrup-day-for-pancakes--i039m-dumbemployed- <![CDATA[At work today, this group of girls was arguing over who was the worst student. They were shopping for clothes and incredibly loud. I only heard a bit of it, but one of them shouted that "I can hardly even read! You know that." The other girls nodded. I'm dumbemployed.]]> http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-this-group-of-girls-was-arguing-over-who-was-the-worst-student--t http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-this-group-of-girls-was-arguing-over-who-was-the-worst-student--t Tue, 31 Jan 2012 12:52:01 EST wanderman_lj Just Dumb http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-this-group-of-girls-was-arguing-over-who-was-the-worst-student--t <![CDATA[At work today, I helped one of my students create a collage. He made it out of square pieces of construction paper. Later, he told me his mom said the collage needed more "curves." As if he could have changed the paper, somehow. I'm dumbemployed.]]> http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-helped-one-of-my-students-create-a-collage--he-made-it-out-of-s http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-helped-one-of-my-students-create-a-collage--he-made-it-out-of-s Tue, 31 Jan 2012 08:33:01 EST anonymous Customers http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-helped-one-of-my-students-create-a-collage--he-made-it-out-of-s <![CDATA[At work today, my boss said that we should be using our laptops at work in order to save money. I don't have a laptop. I have a lousy iMac. He said he didn't care. So tomorrow I get to bring 1998 into the office. It's not so pretty anymore. I'm dumbemployed.]]> http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-my-boss-said-that-we-should-be-using-our-laptops-at-work-in-order http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-my-boss-said-that-we-should-be-using-our-laptops-at-work-in-order Mon, 30 Jan 2012 21:04:01 EST anonymous Overtime http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-my-boss-said-that-we-should-be-using-our-laptops-at-work-in-order <![CDATA[At work today, I was Facebooking and found one of the security guards online. It turns out he's a huge fan of Cher, Madonna, and, you guessed it, Liberace. He's at least 250 pounds. I'm impressed. I'm dumbemployed.]]> http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-was-facebooking-and-found-one-of-the-security-guards-online--it http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-was-facebooking-and-found-one-of-the-security-guards-online--it Mon, 30 Jan 2012 18:20:01 EST anonymous Weird Shift http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-was-facebooking-and-found-one-of-the-security-guards-online--it <![CDATA[At work today, I texted my girlfriend about half the time while I was working the drive thru. Obviously, that didn't work too good. So my manager saw me doing it and took the phone from me. He said I needed to earn it back. I don't get paid enough for that! I'm dumbemployed.]]> http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-texted-my-girlfriend-about-half-the-time-while-i-was-working-th http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-texted-my-girlfriend-about-half-the-time-while-i-was-working-th Mon, 30 Jan 2012 15:11:01 EST anonymous Overtime http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-texted-my-girlfriend-about-half-the-time-while-i-was-working-th <![CDATA[At work today, I spilled three plates on myself. That would have been awkward enough, since our restaurant is a pretty nice one. But unfortunately it was worse than that. They weren't really plates. They were bowls. Of soup. I'm dumbemployed.]]> http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-spilled-three-plates-on-myself--that-would-have-been-awkward-en http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-spilled-three-plates-on-myself--that-would-have-been-awkward-en Mon, 30 Jan 2012 12:52:01 EST anonymous Just Dumb http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-spilled-three-plates-on-myself--that-would-have-been-awkward-en <![CDATA[At work today, a creeper was watching me from the corner. That's what coffee shops are like. He kept trying to talk to me by ordering more and more coffee. By the end of my shift he was totally wired. But he was also without a date. I'm dumbemployed.]]> http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-a-creeper-was-watching-me-from-the-corner--that039s-what-coffe http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-a-creeper-was-watching-me-from-the-corner--that039s-what-coffe Mon, 30 Jan 2012 08:01:01 EST anonymous Customers http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-a-creeper-was-watching-me-from-the-corner--that039s-what-coffe <![CDATA[At work today, the door to my boss's office was closed all day. We were curious what he was doing there, and at lunch, my friend Jose snuck in. He was busy alright. He'd been assembling a high chair for his toddler. I'm dumbemployed.]]> http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-the-door-to-my-boss039s-office-was-closed-all-day--we-were-cur http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-the-door-to-my-boss039s-office-was-closed-all-day--we-were-cur Sat, 28 Jan 2012 18:01:01 EST packratshop Bosses http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-the-door-to-my-boss039s-office-was-closed-all-day--we-were-cur <![CDATA[At work today, I had the glorious job of handing out "Hello" nametags. Soon though, we ran out and I had to start making my own by handwriting them. Hello carpal tunnel syndrome. Nice to meet you. I'm dumbemployed.]]> http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-had-the-glorious-job-of-handing-out-quothelloquot-nametags--soon-though-we-ran-out-and-i-had-to-start-making-my-own-by-handwriting-them--hello-carpal-tunnel-syndrome--nice-to-meet-you--i039m-dumbemployed- http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-had-the-glorious-job-of-handing-out-quothelloquot-nametags--soon-though-we-ran-out-and-i-had-to-start-making-my-own-by-handwriting-them--hello-carpal-tunnel-syndrome--nice-to-meet-you--i039m-dumbemployed- Sat, 28 Jan 2012 15:01:01 EST anonymous Just Dumb http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-had-the-glorious-job-of-handing-out-quothelloquot-nametags--soon-though-we-ran-out-and-i-had-to-start-making-my-own-by-handwriting-them--hello-carpal-tunnel-syndrome--nice-to-meet-you--i039m-dumbemployed- <![CDATA[At work today, we had a cheese platter catered for an important meeting with some board directors. Not a good idea at all. Afterward, we all shook hands vigorously, and I got to experience some of the worst breath I've ever smelled. I'm dumbemployed.]]> http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-we-had-a-cheese-platter-catered-for-an-important-meeting-with-som http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-we-had-a-cheese-platter-catered-for-an-important-meeting-with-som Sat, 28 Jan 2012 12:01:01 EST anonymous Just Dumb http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-we-had-a-cheese-platter-catered-for-an-important-meeting-with-som <![CDATA[At work today, this little kid was playing by all the dishes. Crash. I asked his mom what had happened and how they'd pay for it. "My son didn't do it," she shouted. "Uh, that guy did!" She was pointing to a man hobbled over a walker. I'm dumbemployed.]]> http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-this-little-kid-was-playing-by-all-the-dishes--crash--i-asked-his http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-this-little-kid-was-playing-by-all-the-dishes--crash--i-asked-his Sat, 28 Jan 2012 08:01:02 EST anonymous Customers http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-this-little-kid-was-playing-by-all-the-dishes--crash--i-asked-his <![CDATA[At work today, my boss got everyone excited saying that a celebrity was going to be coming into our store to by a sound system. Well, he showed up. Let's just say that he wasn't that famous. In fact, compared to him, Erik Estrada is a superstar. At least he bought something. I'm dumbemployed.]]> http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-my-boss-got-everyone-excited-saying-that-a-celebrity-was-going-to http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-my-boss-got-everyone-excited-saying-that-a-celebrity-was-going-to Fri, 27 Jan 2012 21:01:01 EST anonymous Customers http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-my-boss-got-everyone-excited-saying-that-a-celebrity-was-going-to