At work today, I got the results of my drug test. Before it, I took some special powder that's supposed to help. It turned my pee green. I was obviously nervous. But it worked- I passed the test. I guess drugs are bad, but green urine is fine. I'm dumbemployed.
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Dumbemployed: Hilariously Dumb and Sad But True Stories about Jobs Like Yours
by Phil Edwards and Matt Kraft
