At work today, Jan the pastry chef showed up late. I asked her why. "Uh, I had to get frosting," she said. Then, ten minutes later, she said she had to leave to buy frosting. Get your alibis straight, Jan. I'm dumbemployed.
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Dumbemployed: Hilariously Dumb and Sad But True Stories about Jobs Like Yours
by Phil Edwards and Matt Kraft
