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At work today, we had lunch catered by a local company. We thought it would be a cool, special treat for everybody. It was certainly special. For some reason, our boss picked a cupcake place to cater lunch. No meat, bread, or drinks. Just cupcakes. My stomach hurts now. I'm dumbemployed.

by jetpackjotto on 03/23/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( caterer lunch cupcakes )

At work today, I got a haircut during my lunch break. Only afterward did I realize that I had a problem. For the rest of the day, I was wiping itchy hairs off of my back. I think that my manager thinks I have a lice problem. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/23/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( lunch haircut lice )

At work today, the hiring coordinator was supposed to send me a slate of 30 possible job candidates. At 3, she sent in 10 people, none of which were qualified. Now I have to find them myself. How is this possible? We're in a recession! I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/25/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( hiring coordinator unqualified recession )

At work today, this girl I work with announced that she'd gotten the newest issue of Vogue and was now an official "fashionista." I didn't want to break it to her- but honey, clogs from Wal-Mart and a Kate Gosselin haircut do not fashion make. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/22/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( vogue fashionista kate gosselin )

At work today, I guessed that there was a new policy at work. Of course, we hadn't been informed before hand. But now we have to use a key to get in the employee's entrance. My boss was still mad that I called for him to let me inside. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/24/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( employees entrance key )

At work today, a really hot girl came to our hamburger stand. I was scared to say anything, but my coworker is too shameless to hold back. He asked her name and where she went to high school. "High school?" she said. "I'm at Columbus Jr. High." He still asked her out. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/22/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( hamburger girl junior high )

At work today, our salt supply was running low, so I had to get more from the supplier. He kept insisting that I get equal amounts of pepper too. I told him we didn't need it. "You must!" he shouted at me. We use the salt for potato chips. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/27/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( salt pepper potato chips )

At work today, they had me doing soundchecks for a standup comedian. I did the usual, and then the performer popped up behind me. "Not very funny," he said. I saw his act later that night. I could say the same for him, I think. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/27/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( soundchecks standup funny )

At work today, I finished my cell culture, which took me about four hours. I took a breather to go to the rec room we have in the building and play ping pong. When I came back, I realized my cells were contaminated. Now I get to do it all again. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/22/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( cell culture ping pong contaminated )

At work today, some really buff guys with European accents came inside. They glared at our offerings and then told me what they needed. When they left, they said they "would be back." They sounded like Arnold himself. I work in a fro-yo shop. I'm dumbemployed.

by madeforpolaroid on 03/24/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( arnold european accents )

At work today, I had to carry in a shipment from the truck into a drug store. St. Louis drainage isn't as good as it should be. I had to step through a puddle about ten feet wide, soaking all of my shoes. By the time it was over, I smelled like the swamp man. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/25/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( drainage st. louis puddle )

At work today, they were building a new front counter inside, so we were all forced to go take orders from a table. It didn't work too well- now I don't want to go back to having to stand all day. But I will. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/24/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( standing sitting counters )
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