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At work today, I was running the credit card machine. Not too well, apparently. I doublecharged somebody for about $500. Nice work, me. I spent the next hour on the phone with the credit card company explaining that my customer hadn't just bought 2 dishwashers. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/28/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( dishwashers credit card doublecharge )

At work today, something kept leaking on my mousepad. I went upstairs to investigate. The person on that floor said the floor above was leaking. I went another floor up. On that floor, they had a slip and slide set up, right down the hall. No one was using it, but it was wet. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/28/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( slip slide leaking )
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