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At work today, my coworker wanted me to "help out with some files." His translation of "help out" involves me doing all his work for him. I didn't disagree. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/14/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( files translation coworkers )

At work today, I was telling my therapist about my boss. My therapist said that my boss is an abusive match for my father. Well, thanks Doc- I can't wait to go to work again. I'm dumbemployed.

by lamda_hh on 10/14/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( therapy therapist psychiatrist )

At work today, I cleaned under the couch cushions at our coffee shop. Things found: quarter, 3 pieces of gum, and a newspaper from 2004. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/09/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( cleaning couch cushions )

At work today, I played basketball with my boss. Fun. Anyway, I took it easy but still won by two. Now I'm almost sure I'll be demoted. I'm dumbemployed.

by iamabuckeye on 10/15/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( basketball won demotion )

At work today, my boss was raging against healthcare reform. I stayed out of it, until he claimed that Obama was going to ban stethoscopes. What? I'm dumbemployed.

by kafeon on 10/09/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( healthcare rage stethoscopes )

At work today, I wanted to impress my boss by staying late. I did- until 8PM. Then I remembered I'm an unpaid intern and 28 years old. Life is rough. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/09/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( intern late unpaid )

At work today, we were dealing with frenzied holiday shoppers par usual. So far, the injury count includes two sprained ankles and a half-trampled child. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/12/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( holiday frenzied injuries )

At work today, I got to classify all of our products into two categories. Good and Bad. Guess which one was bigger? I'm dumbemployed.

by quincy_gami on 10/10/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( classifying good bad )

At work today, I thought I'd shaken off the coworker who follows me around asking about Fantasy Football. Then I looked behind my right shoulder. His grin was frightening. I'm being stalked. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/10/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( fantasy football following stalked )

At work today, I relaxed my personal ban on eating chocolate. Not a good idea. I found out two hours later that I still had residue on the corners of my lips. I'm dumbemployed.

by joeyrox22 on 10/14/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( chocolate mess lips )

At work today, I sold a woman some cigarrettes. She went outside and then came back in and slammed the pack on the table. "This ain't my brand," she said. "I forgot." Three of the cigarettes were gone. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/08/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( cigarette pack brand )

At work today, a plus sized woman insisted our store was "bigoted." Sure, we didn't have anything to fit her. But we are a store for petite women only. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/09/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( plus sized petite bigot )
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