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At work today, we found out corporate took some interesting cost cutting measures. The main one? Downgrading us from T1 internet to DSL. That wasn't the best idea. It now takes my 20 minutes to load my email. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/26/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (17) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( dsl t1 slow )

At work today, I was tapping my foot against the wall of my cubicle for a while. After a minute or two, I felt a tapping back. We were making a pretty awesome beat for about twenty straight minutes. It was like a DJ set. We still haven't spoken, of course. I'm dumbemployed.

by sosanno_jotas on 03/26/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( cubicle tapping beat )

At work today, there was a strange thumping noise coming from the back of the store. We sell fans there, so it was weird. I checked on it. Two teenagers were seeing what would happen if they stuck there arms in the fan. The blades were thumping against their wrists. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/26/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( thumping teenagers fans )

At work today, I was tasked with counting the tip jar to distribute among everybody. There certainly wasn't a lot of money inside. But one customer had apparently decided to unload their change jar in ours. I counted 937 pennies. I'm dumbemployed.

by packardgoose on 03/27/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( pennies tip jar change )

At work today, I spent the day commenting on the internet, par usual. Well, I got confused when I saw a commenter whose name was a lot like my boss's. I think I was having a conversation with him through the comments! Fortunately, my name online was "DopeHound7." He'll never know. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/26/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( internet online commenting )

At work today, I took out a couple of clients to lunch. We're supposed to do it to butter them up and impress them a little with the nature of our company. Unfortunately, budget cuts recently have made that a little harder. Somehow, Denny's doesn't make the best impression. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/27/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( lunch dennys budget )

At work today, I helped a little kid and his dad make a Build A Bear. Before we put the heart in the stuffed animal, I'm supposed to tell the little kids to kiss it for good luck. I watched the kid- he slipped the heart a little tongue. The dad applauded. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/21/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( build a bear heat tongue )

At work today, I was running the credit card machine. Not too well, apparently. I doublecharged somebody for about $500. Nice work, me. I spent the next hour on the phone with the credit card company explaining that my customer hadn't just bought 2 dishwashers. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/28/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( dishwashers credit card doublecharge )

At work today, my boss's wife came in to drop off some paperwork for him. He'd always said that she was "a real Miss America type." We all saw her and agreed she's American as apple pie- and must eat quite a lot of it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/21/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( miss america apple pie wife )

At work today, I was struggling with a particularly thorny assignment to call a new client and get him to sign on. I admit I was stressed and sweating. My boss made fun of me for having "swimming pool armpits." I was doing his job for him. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/21/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( call sweating armpits )

At work today, I was sweeping the front sidewalk clean at our Costco. It took a while. Someone had dropped a 30 pound bag of croutons, and the birds approved. I literally had to sweep away all the pigeons with my broom. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/23/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( sweeping birds croutons )

At work today, I was waitressing as usual. I served one guy in a cowboy hat some sushi and he called me back over after a minute. "I don't mean to be a hassle," he said, poking at the sushi, "but I think you forgot to heat this up." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/24/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( sushi heat cowboy )
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