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At work today, a customer called where I worked. I answered. The lady over the phone said, "Yes is this Angelo's?" I told her it was. Then she asked "What's your phone number?" I laughed really loud and said, "It's the number you just called, lady." I'm dumbemployed.

by marcos7761 on 05/18/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (12) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( restaurant number phone )

At work today, I overheard my co-worker say "Scallops and green onions, they're the same things. Aren't they?" I didn't correct them. I'm dumbemployed.

by Hapykamper on 05/17/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( scallops green onions cooking )

At work today, I realized my hot/cold spells, of which my male coworkers complain when I adjust the thermostat, may not be due to hot flashes. I discovered a 2 inch open gap at the window top. We've been in the building 14 months and thought it was painted shut. I'm dumbemployed.

by geneaholic on 05/20/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( hot cold window )

At work today, my assistant manager's phone rang. Beep...Beep...Beep. He asked me what that noise was. "What?" I asked. "That beep beep beep noise, what was that?" He asked again. It was his damn phone. In his pocket! I had to tell him what his own phone sounded like. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/18/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( ringtone phone beep )

At work today, a girl told my boss that while she was honeymooning, someone nearby was murdered. My boss let out an unbelievably loud laugh. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/17/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( honeymoon laughing murder )

At work today, a guy cut 2x4s twice in order to cut all the way through. He didn't know that he could adjust the saw to cut through in one cut. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/17/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( harware 2x4s wood )

At work today, my preceptor started talking to me and my date at a coffee shop. I'm a neuroscientist, and he talked about technical stuff. We talked for about 40 minutes. It was a date. But after that lecture, my date dumped me immediately. Thanks, teach. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/22/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( neuroscientist preceptor date )

At work today, I used my break at Target to play the demo videogames. Of course, my manager said I needed to leave those to the customers. I've spent my last three paychecks on videogames. But if they want, I'm happy to go to Best Buy instead. Good customer service, guys. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/23/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( videogames paycheck customer service )

At work today, a guy who was about 5"9 came into our Big and Tall store. None of us knew why until he asked for a suit. "It's for a play," he said. "I need to look like I've been shrunk." This is what I'm paid to help people do. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/18/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( big and tall suit shrunk )

At work today, I spoke with our HR guy about my 401k. He said that the crash has still depleted almost everything. "The good news," he said, "is that less money is easier to manage." Thanks, Joe. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/20/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( hr 401k less money )

At work today, a lady came in for an oil change. Her car was completely dented and scraped along one side. And the other side. And she was drunk. Apparently she can't remember it's illegal & dangerous to drink and drive, but she can remember when it's time for an oil change. I'm dumbemployed.

by geneaholic on 05/19/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( drunk driver oil )

At work today, my co-worker asked a customer if they wanted insurance on "the adjacent property that's next to the subject property?" The subject property is, of course, the one they actually own. I'm dumbemployed.

by Hapykamper on 05/17/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( property insurance confusion )
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