Just Dumb
by anonymous on 05/04/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) PermalinkAt work today, I was driving a limo for some high schoolers. They screamed and drank as usual. But when it came time for the tip, Mommy and Daddy's money didn't go as far. I'm going to start charging gratuities automatically. I'm dumbemployed.
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by anonymous on 05/04/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) PermalinkAt work today, my little brother shadowed me at work. I like my job as a park ranger. But he's a little sour. "Couldn't you get a job inside?" he asked me. You're welcome. I'm dumbemployed.
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by skyjinx on 05/01/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) PermalinkAt work today, I sang my heart out during after work karaoke. I was in high school choir and thought I was good. I was hoping for an encore request. Instead, my coworkers booed me. Sigh. I'm dumbemployed.
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by anonymous on 05/01/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) PermalinkAt work today, I begged my coworker for forgiveness. You know how sometimes you switch shifts with somebody and forget? I do that sometimes. Like, 10 times so far. I'm dumbemployed.
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by hbk134 on 04/30/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (17) PermalinkAt work today, they put in new lights which make the food look bright, appear more vibrant and increase the overall attractiveness of the dish. They installed them in the kitchen. Not the restaurant and banquet rooms. I'm dumbemployed.
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by anonymous on 04/28/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) PermalinkAt work today, I was listening to the radio and heard my coworker scream. Then the girl on the radio screamed. The show was about "bad jobs." My coworker had called in while still at work. I'm dumbemployed.
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by anonymous on 04/28/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) PermalinkAt work today, I finally tackled the expense reports I was supposed to do. Then I realized I didn't need to do any- my company never gives me any money to spend. I'm dumbemployed.
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by anonymous on 04/24/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) PermalinkAt work today, there was a weird smell coming from somewhere in the building. I looked in my desk drawers. I looked under my chair. I looked behind my computer. Then I realized it was me. I'm dumbemployed.
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by teacupwish on 04/24/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) PermalinkAt work today, I walked the mall grounds as usual. I'm a security guard. But for about 20 minutes, someone was following me. At first I was scared. Then I realized it's the most interesting thing that's happened to me on the job. I'm dumbemployed.
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by anonymous on 04/21/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) PermalinkAt work today, we had a sale on, of all things, extra large toothpaste tubes. Guess what our top seller today was? Cigarettes. Like every day. I'm dumbemployed.
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by anonymous on 04/20/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) PermalinkAt work today, I was tasked with beating out the carpet in the front entryway. Well, before I beat it out, I tried simply shaking it clean. Not a good idea. I'm still covered in dust. I'm dumbemployed.
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by anonymous on 04/20/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) PermalinkAt work today, I overheard two of my coworkers talking about aliens. I work in a factory- they aren't the smartest people. They were hoping that aliens were real. And I'd like to be abducted. I'm dumbemployed.
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