Bosses
by anonymous on 05/03/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (14) PermalinkAt work today, I asked my boss if I could have Christmas Eve off. He asked for "more advance notice." Is three months really not enough notice? What a Scrooge. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( christmas eve notice scrooge )
by anonymous on 05/03/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) PermalinkAt work today, I had the honor of cleaning up the bathroom in our roller rink. I brought a lot of soap. Turns out roller skates make way too many people sick to their stomach. I smell like vomit. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( bathroom clean roller rink )
by anonymous on 04/30/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (12) PermalinkAt work today, the nervous temp kept hovering over me asking questions. Later, I saw my boss by the bathroom. "By the way," he said, "leave the temp alone." I was dumbfounded. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( nervous temp hovering )
by anonymous on 04/30/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) PermalinkAt work today,I was understandably nervous about a meeting with our division chief. We met over coffee. He spent the entire time talking about his golf game. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( division chief coffee golf )
by anonymous on 04/27/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) PermalinkAt work today, I was going through the file cabinet when my boss yelled at me. I jumped. The file cabinet above my head was open. It'll take three stitches to fix. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( file cabinets yell head )
by anonymous on 04/27/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) PermalinkAt work today, I hoped to create some synergies between myself and the free donuts out front. It was a good plan. But turns out my boss is a better worker than me- he already ate all of them. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( donuts synergy resources )
by anonymous on 04/25/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) PermalinkAt work today, my supervisor called me in for a "friendly discussion." That meant what it usually means- I spent twenty minutes listening to her complain about her kid. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( discussion twenty minutes kid )
by anonymous on 04/25/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) PermalinkAt work today, I smelled a weird paint odor all around the restaurant. I asked my boss- he said it was normal and just part of the job. Not for a breakfast joint, it isn't. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( paint odor breakfast )
by anonymous on 04/23/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) PermalinkAt work today, one of my coworkers was docked for a safety violation on the floor. My boss chided him in public. Then, behind his back, said he thought he was badass. The guy had been drinking on the job. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( drinking badass safety violation )
by anonymous on 04/23/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) PermalinkAt work today, I drove out to the burbs for my job. It was hell. Long traffic, long lines, and boring. I drove out there because my company is moving there next month. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( suburb driving moving )
by anonymous on 04/21/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) PermalinkAt work today, I was fitting a patient for new contacts and asked them how long they'd worn their current pair. "Four months," she said. They were two week lenses. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( optometrist contacts two week )
by elvisp17 on 04/21/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (15) PermalinkAt work today, I literally begged for the vending machine guy to add Peanut M&Ms. He said "Miss, please get off your knees." Later, my boss told me if I wanted anything, he'd give it to me if I begged like that. In his private office. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( peanut m&ms vending begging )