by anonymous on 05/06/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) PermalinkAt work today, I played dumb when it came to a big project, because I didn't want to do it. I played a little too dumb, I guess. They gave a promotion to my coworker. I got a pat on the back. Well, better than being fired. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( dumb project promotion )
by anonymous on 05/06/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) PermalinkAt work today, I was working a sample sale. Have you ever been to one? They get a little...feisty. Today we had two black eyes and a near stabbing with a nail file. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Customers ( sample sale feisty black eyes )
by anonymous on 05/06/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) PermalinkAt work today, I was working (read: writing recaps of Gossip Girl). Suddenly, a customer tapped me on the shoulder. "I was going to ask you if you had this blouse in red," she said. "But I'd rather talk about Chace Crawford!" We did- for twenty minutes. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Customers ( gossip girl chace crawford blouse )
by anonymous on 05/06/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) PermalinkAt work today, we were supposed to wear "formal" black jeans. Mine were dirty, so I wore khakis. My boss actually scolded me for looking like "a snob." Dockers are for snobs at my job. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( khakis jeans snobs )
by anonymous on 05/05/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) PermalinkAt work today, I was still recovering from a Saturday night out. I was resting my head on a shopping cart when my boss tapped my shoulder. "Listen," he said, "if I were you, I'd take some Xanax." I almost took him up on it. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( xanax hangover shopping cart )
by ua_zraki on 05/05/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) PermalinkAt work today, I gave a massage to a first time client. He showed up and stripped right away. And in a bag, he had a special oil. Who brings their own oil? I was scared to even touch it. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( massage client oil )
by anonymous on 05/05/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) PermalinkAt work today, I gave a tour of the factory floor to a group of temps we hired. one raised his hand. "Excuse me," he said, "but where exactly is the gym?" It's a factory kid, not a health club. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( factory floor gym )
by anonymous on 05/05/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) PermalinkAt work today, I was trying to memorize my lines for a commercial I booked. I worked really hard to get all the dialogue down perfectly. Then, on set, the director told me: all my lines are going to be in voiceover, not dialogue. I could have just read them off the page. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Overtime ( lines voiceover commercials )
by anonymous on 05/04/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (14) PermalinkAt work today, I tied my hair back into a ponytail for work before teaching. It kept coming undone, so I used a rubber band to hold it. Later, I was reprimanded for misusing school supplies. By the janitor. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Overtime ( ponytail janitor rubber band )
by anonymous on 05/04/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) PermalinkAt work today, I was driving a limo for some high schoolers. They screamed and drank as usual. But when it came time for the tip, Mommy and Daddy's money didn't go as far. I'm going to start charging gratuities automatically. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( limo high schoolers tips )
by anonymous on 05/04/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) PermalinkAt work today, my little brother shadowed me at work. I like my job as a park ranger. But he's a little sour. "Couldn't you get a job inside?" he asked me. You're welcome. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( park ranger outside brother )
by anonymous on 05/04/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) PermalinkAt work today, we figured out we needed to have more structure. But to do that, we would have to define what structure is and how we would like it. Try being hired to write a 200 pags essay, only to discover you have to invent paper first. Then ink. Then the pen. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Overtime ( structure pen paper )